My plan for making the roads a safer place is........

[pstruck]

....simple really. Put plod on duty in supermarket car parks on Saturday mornings issuing driving bans to those who are clearly incapable of controlling, manourvering and parking a vehicle. Never have I seen such displays of complete and utter driving incompetence and ineptitude! Once in the store the same lack of coordination and situational awareness is on display when they take charge of a trolley.

The only consolation to my brief foray into Tesco this morning, is that it was to stock up on boooze, some of which I think I need now to calm my nerves!

[XitUp]

Should have gone to Waitrose/get an MX-5/VBRJ/etc

[Liquid Knight]

....make all new drivers ride a 125 scooter for two years before they are allowed behind a steering wheel. Hazard awareness will be punctuated into their subconcious and the gene pool would look less like a toilet after six months.

[Negative Creep]

Go out at dusk or in bad weather and ban everyone driving without their lights on.

[welshjohn]

Liquid Knight said:

....make all new drivers ride a 125 scooter for two years before they are allowed behind a steering wheel. Hazard awareness will be punctuated into their subconcious and the gene pool would look less like a toilet after six months.

^^^^^^THIS^^^^^^^

[Liquid Knight]

....three strike system for driving offences.

Strike one. Drive a Pink G-Wizz or take a ban.

Strike two. Double the ban or G-Wizz period.

Strike three. Lifetime ban including Pink G-Wizz's.

[DrTre]

Liquid Knight said:

....make all new drivers ride a 125 scooter for two years before they are allowed behind a steering wheel. Hazard awareness will be punctuated into their subconcious and the gene pool would look less like a toilet after six months.

I third that and have thought the same since my cbt (note, not "cock ball torture")

[jackh707]

Liquid Knight said:

....make all new drivers ride a 125 scooter for two years before they are allowed behind a steering wheel. Hazard awareness will be punctuated into their subconcious and the gene pool would look less like a toilet after six months.

a genuinely good idea, I think these people should be forced to wear a helmet with a red danger flashing light on top in public (walking and driving) with knee pads for comical effect.