Motorway Cops

[A - W]

A Jaguar XF for a patrol car????

Cant be bad. Full leather also.

Wonder what the engine is?

[T5R+]

You want them to travel around in an "old drum"

[jas xjr]

Diesel ?

[V88Dicky]

2.2 diesel.

[anonymous-user]

What happens if a non-white van drives past?

ps. Jess

[nottyash]

So they can chase and pull up motorists for doing 90mph on an empty dual carriagway, then sit in luxury and eat donuts whilst uninsured drivers, bad drivers, drunk drivers, car thieves, and burglers go about their business....

[Negative Creep]

nottyash said:

So they can chase and pull up motorists for doing 90mph on an empty dual carriagway, then sit in luxury and eat donuts whilst uninsured drivers, bad drivers, drunk drivers, car thieves, and burglers go about their business....

Pretty sure they've caught a number of the above in the last 23 minutes

[jamesson]

nottyash said:

So they can chase and pull up motorists for doing 90mph on an empty dual carriagway, then sit in luxury and eat donuts whilst uninsured drivers, bad drivers, drunk drivers, car thieves, and burglers go about their business....

I do hope this is meant tongue in cheek.

[slipstream 1985]

nottyash said:

So they can chase and pull up motorists for doing 90mph on an empty dual carriagway, then sit in luxury and eat donuts whilst uninsured drivers, bad drivers, drunk drivers, car thieves, and burglers go about their business....

how do you think they catch these people. they get pulled over for something minor but with further investigation are found to have committed 1 or more of the crimes above

[Baz Tench]

Jess is even better in the flesh...

[JonnyFive]

A - W said:

A Jaguar XF for a patrol car????

Cant be bad. Full leather also.

Wonder what the engine is?

Surrey have an XF and a few Q7s.

Glad they have them!

[Negative Creep]

How the hell did she manage to do that to the Freelander!?

[A - W]

3.0 heavy oil according to the DVLA.

[nottyash]

jamesson said:

I do hope this is meant tongue in cheek.

Kind of, But there is an element of truth in what I say. Speeding is easy money.

[Mr Trophy]

oh... Hello PC Jess....

[anonymous-user]

Is everyone in the NHS a p*sscan ?

[anonymous-user]

Baz Tench said:

Jess is even better in the flesh...

I'm definitely going to get pissed and drive around Birmingham. I'll tell her I'm in the NHS

[Ki3r]

Has this been on before? Sure I remember parts of it.

[Chrisw666]

Mr Trophy said:

oh... Hello PC Jess....

I thought that.

I got a bit shouty when the guy with her suggested people with older cars are more likely to be miscreants.

[Baz Tench]

Symbolica said:

Baz Tench said:

Jess is even better in the flesh...

I'm definitely going to get pissed and drive around Birmingham. I'll tell her I'm in the NHS

Haha! There was an incident one morning on the M42 and the traffic came to a halt. I was in L1 and an unmarked XF drew alongside me on the hard shoulder and gave a bit of siren. I backed up slightly and it joined in front of me. Jess and her colleague jumped out and chatted to us all. She is gorgeous alright!