Worst performing modern car? (0-60 mph)
Worst performing modern car? (0-60 mph)
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FreeLitres

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6,120 posts

198 months

Sunday 16th October 2011
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I am just browsing Autotrader looking for a 2nd hand car for Wifey (she wants an auto). I specified up to 5 years old and up to 60k miles and I soon spotted the wonderful Chevvy Matiz 0.8 SE Auto. I checked the performance figures and I was amazed to see 0-60 mph: 21.9 seconds.

Is there a mainstream car on the roads with worse performance than this?



EDLT

15,421 posts

227 months

Sunday 16th October 2011
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Define mainstream, they still sell VW campers.

Jw Vw

4,900 posts

184 months

Sunday 16th October 2011
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FreeLitres said:
I am just browsing Autotrader looking for a 2nd hand car for Wifey (she wants an auto). I specified up to 5 years old and up to 60k miles and I soon spotted the wonderful Chevvy Matiz 0.8 SE Auto. I checked the performance figures and I was amazed to see 0-60 mph: 21.9 seconds.

Is there a mainstream car on the roads with worse performance than this?
I doubt there is a car with worse figures than that. 21.9 seconds to 60 is epically slow!

kambites

70,352 posts

242 months

Sunday 16th October 2011
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I believe the auto Matiz is the worst performing mass produced car on the market.

Efbe

9,251 posts

187 months

Sunday 16th October 2011
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Jw Vw said:
FreeLitres said:
I am just browsing Autotrader looking for a 2nd hand car for Wifey (she wants an auto). I specified up to 5 years old and up to 60k miles and I soon spotted the wonderful Chevvy Matiz 0.8 SE Auto. I checked the performance figures and I was amazed to see 0-60 mph: 21.9 seconds.

Is there a mainstream car on the roads with worse performance than this?
I doubt there is a car with worse figures than that. 21.9 seconds to 60 is epically slow!
this.

tbh if it took much longer, then it probably wouldn't reach 60.

poing

8,743 posts

221 months

Sunday 16th October 2011
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Closest I can think of to that is the Fiat Panda 4x4 with 19.4 seconds.

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

188 months

Sunday 16th October 2011
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anonymous said:
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better than pulling into traffic in a fully loaded artic. or a digger. or a tractor

FreeLitres

Original Poster:

6,120 posts

198 months

Sunday 16th October 2011
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I can't imagine driving a car that is sooooo slow! Remember, these performance figures would be for a car driven absolutely flat out - pedal to the floor. For "normal" driving on half throttle it must take about a minute to reach 60 mph!

I kind of want to give it a go though hehe


Edited by FreeLitres on Sunday 16th October 20:32

TameRacingDriver

19,882 posts

293 months

Sunday 16th October 2011
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Although its not been on sale for a good while, there was some Nissan people carrier, think it was a serena or something like that, which took 27 seconds to get to 60!

When I was a lad I remember one of the cars in there some Suzuki 4x4 which had a top speed of 68 MPH and the 0-60 wasn't measured so god only knows how long that took to get to 60!

kambites

70,352 posts

242 months

Sunday 16th October 2011
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anonymous said:
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I think it was at one point, but I don't think that's available any more? It was the Panda 4x4 for a while, too.

SVX

2,188 posts

232 months

Sunday 16th October 2011
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The Renault Sandero (1.6) we hired in South Africa was dangerously slow. A rolling overtake at 100Kmh to pass a truck with the pedal mashed into the polyester would take approx 1Km to execute. I suspect VMax was around an indicated 160Kmh, but wasn't game to find out!

rsv gone!

11,288 posts

262 months

Sunday 16th October 2011
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Oh God. I had the misfortune to drive one of those Nissan Serenas (diesel). We had one on out fleet and I had it for a day whilst my car was being serviced. I have seen glaciers move faster. First gear must have been good for all of 15mph.

irish boy

3,839 posts

257 months

Monday 17th October 2011
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My panda 4x4 is pretty slow (20secs ish) but it's still fun. Overtakes have to be carefully and thoughtfully planned.

AlexiusG55

656 posts

177 months

Monday 17th October 2011
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EDLT said:
Define mainstream, they still sell VW campers.
They're still slower than a Matiz, but not as slow as they used to be, as they're now powered by a modern-ish water-cooled 1.4-litre four- 0-60 takes 22.7 seconds compared to 29.5 for the original.

EDLT

15,421 posts

227 months

Monday 17th October 2011
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AlexiusG55 said:
EDLT said:
Define mainstream, they still sell VW campers.
They're still slower than a Matiz, but not as slow as they used to be, as they're now powered by a modern-ish water-cooled 1.4-litre four- 0-60 takes 22.7 seconds compared to 29.5 for the original.
Could they really manage it in under 30 seconds? Sounds like marketing bullst to me.

lewis s

5,924 posts

212 months

Monday 17th October 2011
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Slow cars aren't all that bad. Currently i have the use of 2x classics with less than 50bhp and 0-60 times of more than 25 seconds and they are both great smile

E38Ross

36,492 posts

233 months

Monday 17th October 2011
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anonymous said:
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thing is, i bet she thinks she's doing the engine lots of favours and reckons it'll last ages if she does that....but it does an engine lots of good to be revved hard every now and again!

so she never actually uses full torque? even when carrying 4 passengers? jeez!

Toby Le Rone

1,837 posts

173 months

Monday 17th October 2011
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My brothers 2002 Micra will probably accelerate quicker!

eldar

24,801 posts

217 months

Monday 17th October 2011
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To put 0-60 in 22 secs in perspective...

1953 Citroen 2CV - 0-30 22.7 secs, max speed 41mph, 63mpg, cost new £350. Autocar gave it 4.5 out of 5 in its road test.

The said

"The 2 c.v. really has to be judged as a new kind of car. It is as functional as a bicycle or a lawn mower and seems designed to serve, as they do, with the minimum of skilled attention. It is safe, comfortable, easy to drive and extraordinarily economical, and provides relatively generous space for passengers and luggage. Its performance is limited, but probably adequate for the needs of most potential owners, and it is much more amusing to drive than might at first appear."

Truckosaurus

12,819 posts

305 months

Monday 17th October 2011
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The slowest vehicle I've experienced is a Ford Galaxy with the 2.0 petrol engine (not much torque) and an auto gearbox.

There were four of us in it on a Booze Cruise so it had a boot full of beer and wine. We stopped at the services on the M20 on the way back and pulling back onto the motorway I thought we'd never make it to 70mph.