Get drunk and let 9 year old daughter drive home
Get drunk and let 9 year old daughter drive home
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Marty63

Original Poster:

2,347 posts

199 months

V100

1,421 posts

181 months

Wednesday 19th October 2011
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Sounds like a win win situation. You get bladdered and get a free ride home, kid gets a play in the car.

RevYob

3,560 posts

199 months

Wednesday 19th October 2011
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See, children playing driving games really pays off!

cal216610

7,839 posts

195 months

Wednesday 19th October 2011
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I bet a 9 year old won't run over a kid, even in china.

freecar

4,249 posts

212 months

Wednesday 19th October 2011
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I like one of the comments...

"Statistically, you are far more likely to be injured in an accident with a car driven by a drunk driver than a car driven by a nine year old girl. So, on balance, all other things remaining equal, it could have been a good call."

Top work!

GTIR

24,741 posts

291 months

Wednesday 19th October 2011
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If that was me at 9yo I'd let the old pervy bloke at number 15 hold my left testicle for five minutes.

It's my dream. cloud9




(not the testicle holding)

EK993

1,956 posts

276 months

Wednesday 19th October 2011
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GTIR said:
If that was me at 9yo I'd let the old pervy bloke at number 15 hold my left testicle for five minutes.

It's my dream. cloud9




(not the testicle holding)
confused

MX7

7,902 posts

199 months

Wednesday 19th October 2011
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I'm not sure about mixing up The A Team and Starskey & Hutch like that.

MrMoonyMan

2,660 posts

236 months

Wednesday 19th October 2011
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Ha ha! The quotes from the little girl are priceless..

"and I parked it.."

"why are we being stopped.. I was driving good.."



In fairness I would have killed for a chance to do that when I was a kid.


And anyway, American roads are much easier than ours, right?

Balmoral Green

42,560 posts

273 months

Wednesday 19th October 2011
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Doesn't seem too bad to me. When I was 15 my mum let me drive her and and some bloke she'd picked up in a bar home because they were not just totally pissed, they were stoned and out of their skulls on all sorts of other junk too. Whereas I was just pissed. I vaguely remember driving through every red light & junction in Antibes in the early hours, being all over the road, and knocking a scooter over at the end of our street.

Responsible parenting eh?

Toby Le Rone

1,837 posts

177 months

Thursday 20th October 2011
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GTIR said:
If that was me at 9yo I'd let the old pervy bloke at number 15 hold my left testicle for five minutes.

It's my dream. cloud9




(not the testicle holding)
hehe

stickyr6

573 posts

194 months

Thursday 20th October 2011
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cal216610 said:
I bet a 9 year old won't run over a kid, even in china.
Just saw that on Youtube, so wrong... frown


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2050438/Yu...