Remonstrating cyclist who gesticulates and bangs on cars..

[Tyson1980]

This fking tt of the highest ing order thought it would fking be good and proper to wave at all the traffic in the fking two lanes which lead upto a roundabout on my commute home lastnight.

Said lycra wearing motherfker then thought it was ok to scuff my fking car with his pedal whilst waving one hand in the air at all and sundry.

Why you may ask????

Probably because there is no fking cycling lane and the road is actually meant for fking cars or motorcyclists.

The bd is always riding on my way home, if i see him tonight i'm going to get out and make him pay for my fking damage.

[M5 Russ]

Go for it

[Mikeyplum]

8/10

Would have been more if you had used more of a variety of swear words. Good effort though.

Oh, and give him one for me :thumpup:

[Nicholas Blair]

Good rant, but could do with a few more fker thrown in. Actually saw a motorcyclist doing this a couple of weeks back. Smashed his hand on the bonnet of a van. Mental.

[twazzock]

inb4 three dozen pages of hyperbole and bile.

[shovelheadrob]

First rule of RR, check you are over 16 stone, in possession of a goatee, tattooed to fk & your head is freshly shaved, then just go for it.

[heebeegeetee]

Are you up for opening a door just as he is about to pass? Need to make sure it's the right cyclist though.

[DrTre]

Tyson1980 said:

Probably because there is no fking cycling lane and the road is actually meant for fking cars or motorcyclists.

It specifically prohibits cyclists?

[MarkRSi]

M5 Russ said:

Go for it

+1 take a video of it too

shovelheadrob said:

First rule of RR, check you are over 16 stone, in possession of a goatee, tattooed to fk & your head is freshly shaved, then just go for it.

And don't forget your multiple directorships.

[twazzock]

MarkRSi said:

And don't forget your multiple directorships.

And a handy can of red bull, and then some Birds custard and a camera so you can prove you did indeed lamp the cyclist and aren't just making it up to impress your internet palz.

[ShampooEfficient]

DrTre said:

Tyson1980 said:

Probably because there is no fking cycling lane and the road is actually meant for fking cars or motorcyclists.

It specifically prohibits cyclists?

And horsists. And jaywalkers. And wayward parachutists.

[trackerjack]

As an ex racing cyclist I have smashed a few car roofs in my time and they all deserved it because they only would have had scratched paint but it could have killed me.
What did you do to upset him?

[benny 61]

If you scratched your car with his pedal you were too close you tool

[Mr serge]

aaaaand breathe

[Flanders.]

benny 61 said:

If you scratched your car with his pedal you were too close you tool

Or he was filtering through a gap that everyone apart from everyone execpt the tool on the Bike could see was too small.




Didn't think that through much did you?

[R300will]

Tyson1980 said:

This fking tt of the highest ing order thought it would fking be good and proper to wave at all the traffic in the fking two lanes which lead upto a roundabout on my commute home lastnight.

Said lycra wearing motherfker then thought it was ok to scuff my fking car with his pedal whilst waving one hand in the air at all and sundry.

Why you may ask????

Probably because there is no fking cycling lane and the road is actually meant for fking cars or motorcyclists.

The bd is always riding on my way home, if i see him tonight i'm going to get out and make him pay for my fking damage.

As soon as i heard that scuff i would have stopped the car straight away and had significant words with the tit, assuming it was him totally in the wrong.

[jackh707]

Flanders. said:

Or he was filtering through a gap that everyone apart from everyone execpt the tool on the Bike could see was too small.




Didn't think that through much did you?

I heard you moved towards him to block him and he didn't stop.

[braddo]

Flanders. said:

Or he was filtering through a gap that everyone apart from everyone execpt the tool on the Bike could see was too small.

So precisely who could see the gap was too small?

[benny 61]

Flanders. said:

benny 61 said:

If you scratched your car with his pedal you were too close you tool

Or he was filtering through a gap that everyone apart from everyone execpt the tool on the Bike could see was too small.




Didn't think that through much did you?

True, if that's the case the tool was definitely on the bike and my apologies to O.P

[Flanders.]

braddo said:

So precisely who could see the gap was too small?

I really should of double checked that.