M4 West Spaztard!
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If anyone on here knows a complete f
king asshole in an 11 plate 116d please can you furnish me with the s details so I can st on his fking bonnet!
Picture the scene, M4 West near Reading at about 8.15 this morning I'm pootling along in L1 when I come across some wky cocktard in L2 doing about 50MPH (obviously nothing in L1) so me being me I won't undertake the prick so I move into L2 behind him and patiently wait for the 4 or so cars in L3 to pass, I'm sat there driving fking correctly, indicator on and then theres the gap (nice long gap) between the last car in that bunch of 4 and Mr complete fking wker in his 116d so I pull out, he'd seen me starting to drift into L3 and thought to himself "I'm not having that" so he then sped right up my ass flashing his stty fking lights and weaving about as if I'd pulled out by suprise 3mm from his stty front bumper...
Why do people do this? Is it because they see my van and make assumptions about me.
The best is yet to come, I am now obviously a van driving chav who had the audacity to venture in the "fast" lane (only to overtake another mouth breathing I might add) in front of his lovely pristine "supercar", so he must be a great, safe and saintly driving god right? Wrong, he is a prick of the highest order. As I draw alongside him shaking my head in sheer disbelief he's looking down at at his phone! He then nearly locks up having realised he is far too close to the car in front and not looking at what he was doing!
So you complete cock per chance you see this (unlikely as you probably can't fking read) I hope you end up catching a very rare and very incurable anal disease you fking .
king asshole in an 11 plate 116d please can you furnish me with the s details so I can st on his fking bonnet!Picture the scene, M4 West near Reading at about 8.15 this morning I'm pootling along in L1 when I come across some w
ky cocktard in L2 doing about 50MPH (obviously nothing in L1) so me being me I won't undertake the prick so I move into L2 behind him and patiently wait for the 4 or so cars in L3 to pass, I'm sat there driving fking correctly, indicator on and then theres the gap (nice long gap) between the last car in that bunch of 4 and Mr complete fking wker in his 116d so I pull out, he'd seen me starting to drift into L3 and thought to himself "I'm not having that" so he then sped right up my ass flashing his stty fking lights and weaving about as if I'd pulled out by suprise 3mm from his stty front bumper...Why do people do this? Is it because they see my van and make assumptions about me.
The best is yet to come, I am now obviously a van driving chav who had the audacity to venture in the "fast" lane (only to overtake another mouth breathing
I might add) in front of his lovely pristine "supercar", so he must be a great, safe and saintly driving god right? Wrong, he is a prick of the highest order. As I draw alongside him shaking my head in sheer disbelief he's looking down at at his phone! He then nearly locks up having realised he is far too close to the car in front and not looking at what he was doing!So you complete cock per chance you see this (unlikely as you probably can't f
king read) I hope you end up catching a very rare and very incurable anal disease you fking .
bet you ve been boiling all day 
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