A slice short of a loaf? Engine not firing on all cylinders?
A slice short of a loaf? Engine not firing on all cylinders?
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Daston

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6,117 posts

223 months

Thursday 10th November 2011
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I had a very odd moment on Tuesday night, I was in the Tuscan on my way to the sorting office to pick up a parcel. Traffic was very heavy and moving at a snails pace. In these situations I normally give my self a gap to pull out of in case I need to GTFO.

Sadly on this occasion the car in front needed to back up to let a car out of a side street thus boxing me in, at this moment a chap comes across from the other side of the road and stands in front of my car just staring at me.
He then appears to stroke the bonnet of the car and lick the wing WTF! At was also at this point I found the door lock button clearly doesn't work as the guy got in (this was concerning as it normally takes some time for people to workout how to open the door) and proceeded to stroke the dash whilst begging me to give him a lift 100 yards up the road.

This chap was in his mid 30's I would say and pretty big, I didn't know whether to laugh, shout, swear and shout or run like a girl. After the guy had calmed down it was clear he didn't have all the tools in the box so to speak and as traffic cleared I thought "what the hell" and gave him a quick blat down the high street. I clearly made his year and thankfully he got out and went on his way a very happy chap. Leaving me to think what the hell went on there?

So then whats the most weirdest thing to happen to you guys whilst driving?

Bahnstormer

946 posts

266 months

Thursday 10th November 2011
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Sorry about that, I just couldn't help myself.


....and thanks for the lift !!!

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

248 months

Thursday 10th November 2011
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You missed out the bit about penis touching.

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