Motoring journalist clichés
Motoring journalist clichés
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Dan Trent

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1,866 posts

197 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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Greetings all!

So, week three as editor of PistonHeads and next on the to-do list is to come up with a style guide for the contributing writers. Such is the extent of editorial control freakery but this is a traditional tool for making sure everybody knows whether we use ps, hp or bhp, write 3 Series or 3-series and the rest.

Yes, I can get a bit OCD about such things.nerd

I also wanted to make sure we weed out some of the more glaring motoring hack clichés. And who better to rule on that than PHers!

So, here’s your chance to chip in with what you consider to be the most over-used motoring journalist clichés in an effort to make sure PH leads the way in, well, coming up with new ones.

Personal irritations of mine include anyone who ‘thumbs a starter button’ and the automatic assumption that you can’t write the word Nurburgring without prefixing it ‘notorious’ or ‘infamous’. And to save you the bother, yes, I’ll have used every cliché out there over the years so there’s no need to go trawling for examples with my byline. If it’s boasted a throbbing V8, stump-pulling torque, cornered on rails, offered decent real-world performance or, dare I say, delivered a race-car experience for the road I’ll have been there, done that and submitted the invoice.

So, consider the floor open. And let’s hear ‘em!

Cheers!

Dan

N Dentressangle

3,453 posts

251 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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Troy Queef has done this for you, hasn't he?

Garlick

40,601 posts

269 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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Riggers.

GerryKahn

324 posts

180 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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The 'recalcitrant' gearbox - never heard that word outside of motoring journalism...

Carless Fury

455 posts

189 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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"Weapons-grade".

It's stupid and meaningless and if you use it, you need to be kicked in the face.

Caulkhead

4,938 posts

186 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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'Brio'.

Used to be the standard term for the way any small Italisn car drove.

marcosgt

11,498 posts

205 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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'Bulletproof' - applies to anything (Gearboxes, engines, cupholders).

M

lockhart flawse

2,103 posts

264 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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Brute

marcosgt

11,498 posts

205 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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"It's so fast, it'll 'literally' rip your face off" wink

M.

Rawwr

22,722 posts

263 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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I'm going to send a shoebox full of my own turds to the next journalist who uses the term 'nuggety'.

Frances The Mute

1,816 posts

270 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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The use of the word 'epic', regardless of context. Stop it. Stop it now.

fathomfive

11,220 posts

219 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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Handles like it's on rails.

Luke.

11,993 posts

279 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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Wrong wheel drive.

Stupid bloody phrase.

Arun_D

2,339 posts

224 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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Handles like it's on rails

Rifle-bolt gear change

Belies it's weight

Slippy Diff


EDLT

15,421 posts

235 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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Caulkhead said:
'Brio'.

Used to be the standard term for the way any small Italisn car drove.
And "jour de vive" to describe a French car, "teutonic" for the Germans and "hard plastics" for the Japanese.

AbarthChris

2,259 posts

244 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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If i hear one more new car described as a bit 'PlayStation' I'll cry, and er, not do a lot else...

'Soul'

'Real-world'

They're the ones that really get me

LotusOmega375D

9,339 posts

182 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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You can get an "???" for Mondeo money

Typically teutonic interior

rock-hard ride



Chris71

21,549 posts

271 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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I don't think I've ever heard the word 'alacrity' used outside of magazine road tests.

Mr Whippy

32,453 posts

270 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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"Same power, but loads more torque than competitor X, which really shows on the road."

But often, they just have more torque and longer gearing, which cancels it out... so god knows what they are actually observing except actually knowing what the figures are because of foreknowledge.

Dave

AV12

5,346 posts

237 months

Wednesday 23rd November 2011
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"prodigious torque"

"rampant dobbins"

"wooly steering"

"rifle-bolt gearchange"