A new low? Dump Valve Simulator

[anonymous-user]

A new low in chav motoring tat...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Saber-EDV-Dump-Valve-Sim...

I'm pretty sure that this can not be beaten in it's category of motoring ste.

[tyranical]

"New" ?

These things are older than the Model T.

[Mr Obertshaw]

coanda said:

A new low in chav motoring tat...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Saber-EDV-Dump-Valve-Sim...

I'm pretty sure that this can not be beaten in it's category of motoring ste.

I don't think this is a "new low" these chav tat items have been around for years.

[anonymous-user]

I've never heard of 'em.

I'm pleased about that if I'm honest.

[JAHetfield]

These have been about for a while. Almost as comical as the pigeon noise from straight piped VAGs with VNT turbos. Poooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

[Perd Hapley]

"The benefit being you won't have to cash out on a turbo kit"

Phew, bullet dodged.

[Mastodon2]

Utter tat, you'd have to be a right tit to put one these on your car. Look at this gem of seller feedback "top top top mod excellent!!! my mates r gunna be well jelous" - says it all really.

Just as bad as the "turbo whistler" that you screw onto the exhaust of your 1.0L NA diesel Corsa B.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI9eIgvjCHo

I've never heard a turbo that sounded like that.

[Tommy Saxondale]

'No turbo required' on the box lol!

[wackojacko]

Old .....





I might get one for the Volvo !

[Mr Obertshaw]

I'm sure they used to sell CDs on ebay that had dump valve sound effects on them, so that chavs could just play them really loud.

[vescaegg]

Mr Obertshaw said:

I'm sure they used to sell CDs on ebay that had dump valve sound effects on them, so that chavs could just play them really loud.

Like the new m5?

[richie barry]

Mastodon2 said:

Utter tat, you'd have to be a right tit to put one these on your car. Look at this gem of seller feedback "top top top mod excellent!!! my mates r gunna be well jelous" - says it all really.

Just as bad as the "turbo whistler" that you screw onto the exhaust of your 1.0L NA diesel Corsa B.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI9eIgvjCHo

I've never heard a turbo that sounded like that.

sounds like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QsFYCVjp0M

[Mr Obertshaw]

vescaegg said:

Mr Obertshaw said:

I'm sure they used to sell CDs on ebay that had dump valve sound effects on them, so that chavs could just play them really loud.

Like the new m5?

I had to google to see what you were on about! http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=2&a...

Unbelievable!

[Mastodon2]

richie barry said:

sounds like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QsFYCVjp0M

Haha it does sound like him!

If your turbo is whistling at that pitch, particularly when the car is revved in neutral, my first thought is that there is damage to the turbo vanes!

[newdriver]

Mastodon2 said:

Utter tat, you'd have to be a right tit to put one these on your car. Look at this gem of seller feedback "top top top mod excellent!!! my mates r gunna be well jelous" - says it all really.

Just as bad as the "turbo whistler" that you screw onto the exhaust of your 1.0L NA diesel Corsa B.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI9eIgvjCHo

I've never heard a turbo that sounded like that.

HAHAHA. That's the sttest thing i've ever seen

[Dogwatch]

another ebay purchaser said:

Sounds great! on a 5.0 mustang....good

Why bother?????????????????????

[vescaegg]

Mr Obertshaw said:

I had to google to see what you were on about! http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=2&a...

Unbelievable!

depressing isn't it

[Chicharito]

I particularly love the South African clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3Uh49T-_uo&fea...

[GroundEffect]

Bubb Rubb has come to the UK:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nnzw_i4YmKk

The whistles go woooooo

[richie barry]

Chicharito said:

I particularly love the South African clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3Uh49T-_uo&fea...

thats a meaty corlolla