the beast that needs to be tamed...
the beast that needs to be tamed...
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lardarse

Original Poster:

19 posts

170 months

Sunday 4th December 2011
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Hello I'm a speed freak and i need help...

I've got myself involved with these blokes called the trackday posers and i've gone & bought myself a dog carrier with 340 horses... anyway its a t5 850 already chipped don't know as of yet what else been done all i know is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAA holy SH*TE it's rapid...
So thats the start now here's my plight what do i do to make it STOP!!!! go round corners feel safe in and not bust the bank wide open.
your advise oh wise ones would be taken onboard.
Ta Lardarse

ZOLLAR

19,920 posts

195 months

Sunday 4th December 2011
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lardarse said:
Hello I'm a speed freak and i need help...

I've got myself involved with these blokes called the trackday posers and i've gone & bought myself a dog carrier with 340 horses... anyway its a t5 850 already chipped don't know as of yet what else been done all i know is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAA holy SH*TE it's rapid...
So thats the start now here's my plight what do i do to make it STOP!!!! go round corners feel safe in and not bust the bank wide open.
your advise oh wise ones would be taken onboard.
Ta Lardarse
Push the pedal in the middle of the footwell?.

MX7

7,902 posts

196 months

Sunday 4th December 2011
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shovelheadrob

1,564 posts

193 months

Sunday 4th December 2011
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ZOLLAR said:
lardarse said:
Hello I'm a speed freak and i need help...

I've got myself involved with these blokes called the trackday posers and i've gone & bought myself a dog carrier with 340 horses... anyway its a t5 850 already chipped don't know as of yet what else been done all i know is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAA holy SH*TE it's rapid...
So thats the start now here's my plight what do i do to make it STOP!!!! go round corners feel safe in and not bust the bank wide open.
your advise oh wise ones would be taken onboard.
Ta Lardarse
Push the pedal in the middle of the footwell?.
I shall assume the OP has already worked that bit outbiglaugh
So cheapest mods first, lose some weight (from the car) assuming you are having it as a bit of trackday fun, remove anything that isn't essential, seats, trim, electric windows, spare wheel. You'll be surprised how much more nimble it can become before you even start spending!

morgrp

4,128 posts

220 months

Sunday 4th December 2011
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AP racing do an amazing and effective kit for 850's - from memory they are expensive (1800quid?).

Another much cheaper option is to retro fit some v70 t5 (classic 850 based model) front discs. The disc diameter was increased on the v70 and they are a fair bit larger - you would also need to replace other parts - namely the hubs and the calipers also I have a feeling the standard 850 t5 alloys won't accommodate the larger discs so they would need to be changed to either the 16" v70 t5 wheels (squared off design) or 17" Inch wheels from any other Volvo

750turbo

6,164 posts

246 months

Sunday 4th December 2011
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lardarse said:
Hello I'm a speed freak and i need help...

I've got myself involved with these blokes called the trackday posers and i've gone & bought myself a dog carrier with 340 horses... anyway its a t5 850 already chipped don't know as of yet what else been done all i know is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAA holy SH*TE it's rapid...
So thats the start now here's my plight what do i do to make it STOP!!!! go round corners feel safe in and not bust the bank wide open.
your advise oh wise ones would be taken onboard.
Ta Lardarse
Allow me to be the first?

TROLL!

Morning all smile

Laurel Green

30,986 posts

254 months

Sunday 4th December 2011
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750turbo said:
Allow me to be the first?

TROLL!

Morning all smile
If true; being as Trolls are squat-fat-ugly bu**ers, would suggest losing weight might be of an advantage in lessening ones stopping distances.

lardarse

Original Poster:

19 posts

170 months

Sunday 4th December 2011
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I've only only been on this today and you folks are getting personal and tellin me to lose weight.
thats already on the list cheers for that and keep um coming... info not the insults.
Ta Lardy

EDLT

15,421 posts

228 months

Sunday 4th December 2011
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Your first post isn't entirely clear, are you using it for trackdays?

If you are, my suggestion would be to get rid or find space for something more suitable. A kit-car of some sort (it doesn't even need to be a Caterham) will be faster, cheaper to run on track and hold its value better than a hacked about Volvo estate.

anonymous-user

76 months

Sunday 4th December 2011
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Wow, i'm jealous! I really wish i could find an old volvo estate with about 200bhp/ton to be a "beast"............... ;-)

soad

34,283 posts

198 months

Sunday 4th December 2011
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lardarse said:
i've gone & bought myself a dog carrier with 340 horses...

lardarse

Original Poster:

19 posts

170 months

Sunday 4th December 2011
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EDLT said:
Your first post isn't entirely clear, are you using it for trackdays?

If you are, my suggestion would be to get rid or find space for something more suitable. A kit-car of some sort (it doesn't even need to be a Caterham) will be faster, cheaper to run on track and hold its value better than a hacked about Volvo estate.
Yes it is for a track car,something which is a bit different and cheap coz unless i can get an westfield,caterham,atom.etc for 500 squid which is what i paid for this beast it's gonna have to make do for a 1st car and i ain't gonna spend zillion's on it & if it aint faster than speeding bullet do i give a toss,not realy,won't know what it go'es like until i give it a blast... not only that i've got a dog...

lardarse

Original Poster:

19 posts

170 months

Sunday 4th December 2011
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Max_Torque said:
Wow, i'm jealous! I really wish i could find an old volvo estate with about 200bhp/ton to be a "beast"............... ;-)
this thing eats small children and puppies... and i can't wait to get it on a track.
Already been invited on a trackday with volvo uk along with the widow maker so could be fun or it could be pain i've been involved with racing anything with engine,s for hundred's of years and this thing just seems like a crack...bring it on

lardarse

Original Poster:

19 posts

170 months

Sunday 4th December 2011
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morgrp said:
AP racing do an amazing and effective kit for 850's - from memory they are expensive (1800quid?).

Another much cheaper option is to retro fit some v70 t5 (classic 850 based model) front discs. The disc diameter was increased on the v70 and they are a fair bit larger - you would also need to replace other parts - namely the hubs and the calipers also I have a feeling the standard 850 t5 alloys won't accommodate the larger discs so they would need to be changed to either the 16" v70 t5 wheels (squared off design) or 17" Inch wheels from any other Volvo
Thats the ticket just what's needed sound advise,seen the ap brakes getting dam close to 3 times the value of the car so thanks but no thanks.the other ideas are on the list. ta lardy

lardarse

Original Poster:

19 posts

170 months

Sunday 4th December 2011
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ZOLLAR said:
Push the pedal in the middle of the footwell?.
like putting your foot into a plate of jelly... poor guy who flogged me the car made a smell when i took it & him for the test drive..." brake wont work at those speeds"...

davepoth

29,395 posts

221 months

Sunday 4th December 2011
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I'd suggest changing the fluid and checking all the components are in good condition. Sounds worse than standard to me.

Papa Hotel

12,760 posts

204 months

Sunday 4th December 2011
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POSEURS.

Papa Hotel

12,760 posts

204 months

Sunday 4th December 2011
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ADVICE.

I'm not even going to bother with the others.

Sorry, I mean "i int gone ta bovver wif da uver one's."

Blues

8,546 posts

241 months

Sunday 4th December 2011
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lardarse said:
it's gonna have to make do [b] for a 1st car [b/] and i ain't gonna spend zillion's on it
lardarse said:
i've been involved with racing anything with engine,s for hundred's of years and this thing just seems like a crack...bring it on
Really?
Been saving up your paper round money for a hundred years? Well, have fun smile

lardarse

Original Poster:

19 posts

170 months

Monday 5th December 2011
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Blues said:
Really?
Been saving up your paper round money for a hundred years? Well, have fun smile
I might be treating this with a bit to much mirth firstly i can't do a paper round Because my carpet business gets in the way and at more than 1/2 a 100 years old this is what might be seen as a mid life thingy,all im trying to find out how to make this car something that won't be a liablity
on a track not only to other would be racers but,more importantly Me.