Mondeo bumper - gaffer tape
Mondeo bumper - gaffer tape
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EarlOfHazard

Original Poster:

3,630 posts

180 months

Fastdruid

9,280 posts

174 months

Monday 5th December 2011
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Super fragile and expensive bumpers on what are now cheap cars.
One tiny bump and it shatters. Virtually none in breakers as they all do it.

When you've got a car worth £400 tops it doesn't make sense to spend £200 on a new bumper.

Petrolhead_Rich

4,659 posts

214 months

Monday 5th December 2011
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thin plastic bumpers driven by people who don't care what their car looks like and with no cash, because lets be honest, it you cared what your car looked like and you had some cash you wouldn't buy a mondeo of that vintage!!!

Sierra's were foam filled and a bit more solid so they didn't crack as easily!!

They were also rear wheel drive thumbup

In fact, FORD, Scrap the mondeo and bring back the sierra!!!! hehe

Dog Star

17,241 posts

190 months

Monday 5th December 2011
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Bwahahahaaaaa! biggrin

This is strange - I was actually going to post up a thread last weekend about this strange phenomenon - and there's an actual website about it. The Internet is a strange and wonderful place.

I once met a bloke who had a website devoted to "motorway steps" - those strange steps that don't go anywhere biggrin

Dog Star

17,241 posts

190 months

Monday 5th December 2011
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Oh - hello Druid - just spotted you there.

Orb

Edited by Dog Star on Monday 5th December 21:54

Piepiepie

1,347 posts

176 months

Monday 5th December 2011
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Saw one of these last night. It's quite exciting actually.

Fastdruid

9,280 posts

174 months

Monday 5th December 2011
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Petrolhead_Rich said:
thin plastic bumpers driven by people who don't care what their car looks like and with no cash, because lets be honest, it you cared what your car looked like and you had some cash you wouldn't buy a mondeo of that vintage!!!
Or just wanted something practical and have better things to spend it on?

I have a '98 Mondeo and I don't care one bit what it looks like. It's dull but capable transport, bought it for carrying loads of stuff, mostly for towing bikes to trackdays. I'd rather buy another trackday and run round with a taped up bumper!

PS Hello Orb, see what you've done, got me on here now! smile

Edited by Fastdruid on Monday 5th December 22:06

Kozy

3,169 posts

240 months

Monday 5th December 2011
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I have a £400 Mondeo, it has an odd coloured front bumper and a gaffer taped rear one. No point doing it up, it's a snotter!

maniac0796

1,292 posts

188 months

Monday 5th December 2011
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I think the one I had was the only one I knew of without any duct tape bumpers.

Good cars, but not worth the money for new ones.

bmthnick1981

5,317 posts

238 months

Monday 5th December 2011
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Dog Star said:
The Internet is a strange and wonderful place.
Sure is!

Fastdruid

9,280 posts

174 months

Monday 5th December 2011
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I may add mine doesn't have gaffer taped bumpers but given that 3 separate people have managed to drive into it at various times while parked its just a matter of time before the rear bumper cracks enough to need it.

On the plus side I don't worry when parking it in public car parks that someone will open a door on it, crash into it and drive off etc (mostly because its already happened).

I figure having recently looked at prices on them I've probably only lost £4-500 over 4 years/60k and I'd still get about 4-500 for it (or ~£200 for scrap). Hard to tell as its top spec but 160k and all the cars for sale were lower miles and mostly poverty spec.

Now, have a picture of a V8 in a Mondeo smile


bristolracer

5,865 posts

171 months

Monday 5th December 2011
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I smashed mine running over Bambi one night,got a new bumper from the scrapper, car was red scrapper bumper was blue
Kept seeing another one running around which was blue with a red bumper.

Wasnt a bad car compared to some ive owned, had 320k on the clock with full history but paint was completely shot,very odd PO had spent loads on mechanicals but nothing on the paint/bodywork

Camaro91

2,675 posts

188 months

Monday 5th December 2011
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Whatever happened to Endura bumpers?

My Camaro's whole nose was made from it, it could bend massive amounts without shattering as I found when bringing the car down off a steep ramp onto a flatbed!

aclivity

4,072 posts

210 months

Monday 5th December 2011
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Dog Star said:
I once met a bloke who had a website devoted to "motorway steps" - those strange steps that don't go anywhere biggrin
Am I the only person to Google for motorway steps only to be disappointed when it turned out to be no longer available?

Fastdruid

9,280 posts

174 months

Monday 5th December 2011
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aclivity said:
Am I the only person to Google for motorway steps only to be disappointed when it turned out to be no longer available?
Wayback machine copy of www.motorwaysteps.co.uk

hyperblue

2,850 posts

202 months

Monday 5th December 2011
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My dad had a gaffer taped Mondeo back in 2000, I think he set a trend hehe

The bumpers are ridiculously brittle and crack if you look at them too hard. They were expensive to replace too.

JayTee94

10,974 posts

179 months

Monday 5th December 2011
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I must live in a posh area - we have colour coded tape on some of the Mondeo's around here. hehe

EarlOfHazard

Original Poster:

3,630 posts

180 months

Monday 5th December 2011
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The bumpers are ridiculously brittle and crack if you look at them too hard.

hehe


chard

28,501 posts

205 months

Tuesday 6th December 2011
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You can spot the real bodgers. Wrinkles in thier Gaffer Tape. (I always carry a roll)tank

bristolracer

5,865 posts

171 months

Tuesday 6th December 2011
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Gaffer Tape

Its like the force
it has a dark side and a light side and holds the universe together