I pushed in the petrol station queue! apparently...
I pushed in the petrol station queue! apparently...
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CoolHands

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22,032 posts

217 months

Friday 9th December 2011
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For those of you that know it - the massive tesco at Watford. All the pumps were occupied, apart from one at the front. So after waiting at another pump for a bit (and all the people taking forever), I zoomed through the middle and reversed into it. The pump before it had some old doddery bloke who was still in the shop, and a truck behind it blocking access to drive past it (the truck was waiting until old bloke came back and retrieved his car). I did a pic so you could see smile

I start filling up and next thing I know mr angry mad has got out his car to have a go at me because 'there's a queue you know!'. eh? say I. 'We are queuing and you come and pushed in' etc. I try to explain that it's a waste having an empty pump, but he's having none of it and storms off back to his car.

confused Anyway, 75 quid to fill up! daylight robbery


hornetrider

63,161 posts

227 months

Friday 9th December 2011
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Cool story. Got any more?

xPOW

1,014 posts

185 months

Friday 9th December 2011
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nice diagram

isee

3,713 posts

205 months

Friday 9th December 2011
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Shoudl have just said: "I know, and I was at the front of that queue, what's your point?"

T_Pot

2,542 posts

219 months

Friday 9th December 2011
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looking at the pic, id say your front left wheel is locked

nerfherder

250 posts

225 months

Friday 9th December 2011
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So, Mr Angry was behind you in the queue, and complained about you pushing in front of him...?

alsem

580 posts

212 months

Friday 9th December 2011
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I've worked on a petrol station for two years and I always wondered what all those stupid people are thinking about when they try filling up their cars!

CoolHands

Original Poster:

22,032 posts

217 months

Friday 9th December 2011
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hornetrider said:
Cool story. Got any more?
Cool quote. Got any more? (originality)

hornetrider

63,161 posts

227 months

Friday 9th December 2011
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Sure.

Nice pic. Got any more?

LotusOmega375D

9,021 posts

175 months

Friday 9th December 2011
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It's like being on the Krypton Factor.

TonyHetherington

32,091 posts

272 months

Friday 9th December 2011
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T_Pot said:
looking at the pic, id say your front left wheel is locked
hehe

CoolHands

Original Poster:

22,032 posts

217 months

Friday 9th December 2011
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hornetrider said:
Nice pic.
thanks. Out of interest, I did it using openoffice on linux. But now we're going way off topic.

jamei303

3,043 posts

178 months

Friday 9th December 2011
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I never know what to do at petrol stations. Start a queue for a specific pair of pumps, or hang back and start a queue for whichever is the next available pump? The latter makes more sense as people will have to wait less time on average, but someone normally drives around me and queues for a specific pump.

RemainAllHoof

79,202 posts

304 months

Friday 9th December 2011
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I think Mr Angry is right but it's not something I'd bother getting annoyed about. What he was expecting to happen was the guy in the lower left position would move then both him and the lorry would move forwards to fill the two empty positions.

Morba

621 posts

199 months

Friday 9th December 2011
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jamei303 said:
I never know what to do at petrol stations. Start a queue for a specific pair of pumps, or hang back and start a queue for whichever is the next available pump? The latter makes more sense as people will have to wait less time on average, but someone normally drives around me and queues for a specific pump.
If there is enough space then I do the 2nd and make others wait. Same for car parking spaces tbh.
However, busy entry road and potential to block others it makes sense to just queue for pumps in lines.

Volvo360

8,202 posts

173 months

Friday 9th December 2011
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jamei303 said:
I never know what to do at petrol stations. Start a queue for a specific pair of pumps, or hang back and start a queue for whichever is the next available pump? The latter makes more sense as people will have to wait less time on average, but someone normally drives around me and queues for a specific pump.
This is why I use expensive petrol stations. Never have a problem there.

However, when presented with this dilemma, I do usually try to position myself in a way as to indicate to new queue joiner behind me that I'm wanting to take whichever pump comes up next, but as you rightly point out some tart always decides they'll go for a specific pump lane and, according to Sod's Law, "their" pump lane will always be the first one to free up. smash

warch

2,941 posts

176 months

Friday 9th December 2011
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I'd have told him to go fk himself, a close analysis of your rather splendid diagram reveals technically you're in front of him (if on the wrong side of the pumps), you're not preventing him from using the pump because he can't get to it (because of the truck). Bloody supermarkets in petrol stations that's the problem.

KrazyIvan

4,341 posts

197 months

Friday 9th December 2011
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jamei303 said:
I never know what to do at petrol stations. Start a queue for a specific pair of pumps, or hang back and start a queue for whichever is the next available pump? The latter makes more sense as people will have to wait less time on average, but someone normally drives around me and queues for a specific pump.
The later also normally ends up with cars queuing on the main road. Look at it this way, when you go to Tescos do you queue in one big line waiting for the next free till?

CoolHands

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22,032 posts

217 months

Friday 9th December 2011
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We need a set of rules! There's probably someone right now in the EU drawing up some regulations laugh

RemainAllHoof

79,202 posts

304 months

Friday 9th December 2011
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CoolHands said:
We need a set of rules! There's probably someone right now in the EU drawing up some regulations laugh
Nah, they don't queue on the Continent. Wait, you're not foreign, are you?