An experience.

[Changedmyname]

I would like to share an experience with you all about drink and driving,as you well know,some of us have brushes with the law on our way home form the pub over the years.
Last night,I was out with the lads having a few over the eight,knowing full well I was over the limit,I did something I've never done before-took the bus home,I arrived safe and sound,without incident,which was a real suprise, as I have never driven a bus before and I'm not sure where I got this one.

erry christmas.

[Cock Womble 7]

You do know there's a specific thread for unfunny "jokes" that we've all heard before don't you?

[Spanna]

And it's a repost x10 in that thread alone.

[NoVetec]

Dogs can't look up.

[Changedmyname]

Well I thought it was funny when I read it.

[singlecoil]

When I can be bothered (which isn't usually) to look at threads with obvious teaser titles, I usually find they are a complete waste of time. This thread is no exception.

[Changedmyname]

singlecoil said:

When I can be bothered (which isn't usually) to look at threads with obvious teaser titles, I usually find they are a complete waste of time. This thread is no exception.

Well that's me told off.

[GTIR]

NoVetec said:

Dogs can't look up.

Is that the punchline?

[Boshly]

swerni said:

Changedmyname said:

Well I thought it was funny when I read it.

We're you drunk ?

We're drunk, you drunk? Is that what you meant

[Ari]

It made I chuckle!

Then I told it to my girlfriend who looked at me with wide eyed shock! I had to explain tat it was a joke.

Nearly one for the "Classic from the missus" thread.

[apotek]

The same pedants and repost police who ruin a good joke thread managed to arrive here too.merry xmas .

[Hoofy]

Ari said:

It made I chuckle!

Then I told it to my girlfriend who looked at me with wide eyed shock! I had to explain tat it was a joke.

Nearly one for the "Classic from the missus" thread.

She sounds a bit slow. You might be able to get away with the one about semen being good for her complexion.

[chunkymonkey71]

GTIR said:

Is that the punchline?

Rectum? It nearly killed him...!