Do trolls drive cars?

[bozmandb9]

I've noticed that 9 times out of 10 when a troll posts a stupid and offensive comment about drivers of a certain car, you check out their garage in their profile and it doesn't exist.

Does this mean that trolls don't drive cars? Or are they just so embarrassed about their cars they need to keep it a secret. I guess more likely they want to be free to post crap about other people's choices, without being exposed to ridicule since their comments will be shown to be down to envy if they fessed up to what they are tooling around in!

Custard test for trolls, next time you're slagging off somebody else's ride, ask yourself why you're keeping quiet about yours, or can we just assume it's because you still live at home with your mum and you haven't passed your driving test!

Hey presto, I just invented 'Troll Custard Test'!

[poing]

You don't have your cars listed.

[Olf]

First and second rules of Troll Club?

[bozmandb9]

Got to go mum said it's time to turn lights off!

Sorry about that, fixed now, thought I'd done it ages ago. Anyway I wrote a PH Carpool report on my S/C when I got it.