how lucky/fussy are you with work parking...

[VinceFox]

i'm pretty lucky with parking at work, we have a decent sized private car park that's always got a lot of extra spaces free (at least 30 more each day), hence this...



there's obviously a lot of non-car people piss taking about it, but at least i haven't had to have any dings redone (yet).


anyone got better?

(awaits pictures of underground heated company director parking spaces with polished flooring and personal plaque on wall)

[worsy]

That is your parking?

If so you are a prize Richard

[joewilliams]

Seeing that, I'd have to carefully park parallel to you as close as I could :P

We're in a multi occupancy building so the parking spaces per square foot ratio dictated by the local council idiots is favourable. We previously looked at new build offices for 30 people with 4 parking spaces...

[CoolC]

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

[liner33]

Oh dear , I feel this thread may not go well for you

[aberdeenelvis]

If that's your bmw, then you sir are a KNOB!

[GestapoWatch]

Hmmm I'd be more inclined to do this in a quiet corner of the car park (which I do) without the showroom angle. That looks a bit cock-headed

Nice motor.

[VinceFox]

liner33 said:

Oh dear , I feel this thread may not go well for you

fingers crossed.

[CraigVmax]

maybe put the wheels on full left lock, might look a bit better

[VinceFox]

CraigVmax said:

maybe put the wheels on full left lock, might look a bit better

DAMMIT.

i can see it from my office, must admit to having a bit of a look when putting the kettle on usually.

[Watchman]

Wow..!! Balancing the love of a car with people's snap-perceptions of you doesn't seem to trouble you, does it?

[aberdeenelvis]

DAMMIT.

i can see it from my office, must admit to having a bit of a look when putting the kettle on usually.
[/quote]

Na the 500 is a bit to lady like for me!!!!

[jimxms]

aberdeenelvis said:

If that's your bmw, then you sir are a KNOB!

WTF why? Its a private car park with ample spaces. He's not inconveniencing anyone. Merely making sure that the tts that seem to be magnetised into parking next to other cars in empty car parks, yet cant open their doors withotu swinging them at full pelt don't ding his P&J

[VinceFox]

jimxms said:

aberdeenelvis said:

If that's your bmw, then you sir are a KNOB!

WTF why? Its a private car park with ample spaces. He's not inconveniencing anyone. Merely making sure that the tts that seem to be magnetised into parking next to other cars in empty car parks, yet cant open their doors withotu swinging them at full pelt don't ding his P&J

god bless you.

elvis, would you like me to take a pic of the rest of the empty car park? if it helps you like me more, i'm willing to give it a go.

[thetapeworm]

CoolC said:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Data transfer complete.

[devnull]

Prize dick, doesn't matter if your car park has ample spaces or not, park it in a quiet bit.

[jagnet]

VinceFox said:

god bless you.

elvis, would you like me to take a pic of the rest of the empty car park? if it helps you like me more, i'm willing to give it a go.

I would - I can hear the PH Parking Extremists mobilising already

[VinceFox]

devnull said:

Prize dick, doesn't matter if your car park has ample spaces or not, park it in a quiet bit.

it is a quiet bit.

• picks up camera...

[jimxms]

devnull said:

Prize dick, doesn't matter if your car park has ample spaces or not, park it in a quiet bit.

It's never a quiet bit once a car is parked there. The knobs that can't park their cars between two white lines NEED another car to line up against. So they will drive all the way across the entire car park to the quiet bit where only one car is sitting so they can use it as a reference for their piss poor parking attempts.

[VinceFox]