Amusing car advert on ebay..

[joe_90]

Had a quick look, cannot see if its a repost.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-52-MG-MGF-ZR-1-4-RO...

possibly trying too hard?

" Now I've made sure the tax ran out last November, so there is a big pat on your scrawny little backs already."

[Eighteeteewhy]

If you did buy it, how are u suppose to get down?

[Vocal Minority]

It looks like he voided his bowells in the passenger seat...

[DaveH23]

Eighteeteewhy said:

If you did buy it, how are u suppose to get down?

That looks like a gate behind it. Or you could drive it straight off the front...... might even make it look a bit more appealing.

[swifthobo]

well worth a read

[joe_90]

DaveH23 said:

That looks like a gate behind it. Or you could drive it straight off the front...... might even make it look a bit more appealing.

and make the panel gaps a bit more tighter..

[SWoll]

I thought the advert was supposed to be amusing.

[fishman]

Argh Joe, you beaten me to posting this fine example of a chavy bad boyz carz i spotted earlier on e46zone!! I thought it was a good description never did spot the one careful owner clause in the description.

Edited by fishman on Tuesday 10th January 15:10

[fishman]

SWoll said:

I thought the advert was supposed to be amusing.

Geeze you must be a right laugh to be around. If you don't have a sense of humour then why bother posting?

[SWoll]

fishman said:

Geeze you must be a honestly be right laugh to be around. If you dont have a sense of humour then why bother posting?

I finding that advert un-funny qualifies me as not having a sense of humour then I'm happy to be guilty as charged. Been done 100's of times before, and a lot better than this effort.

I do find your and joe's posts amusing though.

[stowey1984]

Haha. Good read.

[soad]

Good find - not read one of those for a while!

[fishman]

SWoll said:

I finding that advert un-funny qualifies me as not having a sense of humour then I'm happy to be guilty as charged. Been done 100's of times before, and a lot better than this effort.

I do find your and joe's posts amusing though.

I honestly thought it was a good one, admittedably I'm new to PH but expect if youve read something similiar before then I can completely understand your view.

[SWoll]

fishman said:

I honestly thought it was a good one, admittedably I'm new to PH but expect if youve read something similiar before then I can completely understand your view.

For me the best ones are always the adverts where the owner is deadly serious about the level of work and love he's put into the absolute monstrosity he has created.

There was a perfect example a while ago, I'll see if I can fish it out...

[martin84]

Somebody needs to tell these people that comedy works better when its short.

[fishman]

Yeah I love the slap dash humour of the seller here he clearly could give two monkeys about getting the best price for it. I guezz he jus wanz to get ridz of it?

[SWoll]

Here you go http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ONE-kind-5-Door-Vauxhall...

And it sold for £750

Enjoy.

[fishman]

SWoll said:

Here you go http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ONE-kind-5-Door-Vauxhall...

And it sold for £750

Enjoy.

WTF How much money has that guy burnt on that car???

Fair play fella thats cracking find

PS I was only jesting earlier...

[Risotto]

I gave up reading. Belittling idiots doesn't really work when your spelling implies you're actually not much brighter than the people you're poking fun at.

[SWoll]

fishman said:

SWoll said:

Here you go http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ONE-kind-5-Door-Vauxhall...

And it sold for £750

Enjoy.

WTF How much money has that guy burnt on that car???

Fair play fella thats cracking find

PS I was only jesting earlier...

No problem chap.

I kind of respect the guy TBH because he has clearly put a lot of thought/time/money into it, just a shame the end result was so bloody awful.

Each to their own though I guess.