newbi says hi all.

[mrpie]

Hi all I have just joined this site after hearing a lot about it. Any advice with some do's and dont's

[Morba]

Do's and dont's of what fella?

It's a forum, so normal forum etiquette is always a good thing

[CBR JGWRR]

mrpie said:

Hi all I have just joined this site after hearing a lot about it. Any advice with some do's and dont's

Hello.

Read the legendary threads in the lounge so that you have a clue where some of the random stuff this place chucks up comes from.

Don't ask for relationship advice, you will get one good reply for every 5 about anal sex.

[mrpie]

Some forums can be a bit elitest. So as new member just trying to get a feeling of how it works here

[Dave Hedgehog]

Some correct response to questions

1) What car should I buy

MX5

2) Whats the fastest car in the world

Chipped Diesel BMW

3) Whats the best car in the world

Golf

4) Cars you are not allowed to say anything bad about, not matter how much of a hairdressers car you think they are

Elise, Boxster


That will tide you over

[martin84]

CBR JGWRR said:

Don't ask for relationship advice, you will get one good reply for every 5 about anal sex.

Are you suggesting anal sex cannot be incorperated into good advice? It depends on which side of the coin you're on

[CBR JGWRR]

martin84 said:

CBR JGWRR said:

Don't ask for relationship advice, you will get one good reply for every 5 about anal sex.

Are you suggesting anal sex cannot be incorperated into good advice? It depends on which side of the coin you're on

You guys know full well the ones I'm on about !!!

And don't you mean "incorporated" ?

op thats another one - everybody picks up on speelings and punctuation and grammar

[denniswise9]

Custard proves everything.

[omgus]

mrpie said:

Some forums can be a bit elitest. So as new member just trying to get a feeling of how it works here

Lurk, don't post unless you have something interesting to say there is enough st spouted already.

Don't big yourself up to much and read (but please don't bump) the legendary thread wiki, it will have you giggling like a child. Enjoy.

[CBR JGWRR]

denniswise9 said:

Custard proves everything.

Jason Plato

[martin84]

The OP should now be handed his robes and taken to the initiation ceremony where he pledges utmost allegiance to Margaret Thatcher, the Tory party, bankers, arch capitalism and the remapped BMW 335d. You must hereby commit to mangle facts, look at things in a one sided way, believe only what the Telegraph says and have a natural willingness to suck the governments cock and kick poor people in the head.

Enjoy.

[poo at Paul's]

mrpie said:

Hi all I have just joined this site after hearing a lot about it. Any advice with some do's and dont's

Don't come on asking stupid vague questions.......



too late!!

[Matt UK]

mrpie said:

Some forums can be a bit elitest. So as new member just trying to get a feeling of how it works here

Nothing elitest about PH, chap!

But one does presume that you are a powerfully built company director?
And purchased your current house with cash?
And that you can strip down and over-haul your car, just for fun, when your staff are given the day off?

[CBR JGWRR]

PH is a place full of nutters, you'll be fine.