Middle Aged Bitch in a Red Audi

[RedAlfa]

I was driving through a Kentish town this afternoon, when I was the victim of road rage. My crime: travelling at the speed limit. A middle aged munchkin took great exception to this, and started blasting her horn/gesticulating. The silly bh was on her way to Waitrose!

No wonder this country is in a mess - people have no self control anymore. What kind of person blasts their horn when another motorist is sticking to the rules? A: a fking hypocrite

[versus]

you know what replies are coming don't you.......

[boobles]

You should have followed her into the carpark & smashed her back doors in!

[thiscocks]

You should have retaliated with a minigun blast

[Garlick]

Invoice for bandwidth in the post.

[Soovy]

Garlick said:

Invoice for bandwidth in the post.

[Piepiepie]

Moving brake test?

[gtdc]

That'll teach him to go out without a can of Red Bull.

[DaveH23]

How many lanes was the carriageway and what lane number were you in?

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

You assume it was your speed. Perhaps it was the FIAT she was objecting to?

[Big Rod]

I was subject to a dhead in an Audi this morning too as a result of driving in the correct lane and passing him gradually over the course of about 2 miles at or below the speed limit.

Perhaps he objected to being passed on the left, but I wasn't even doing it intentionally this time, I just crept past quite unavoidably.

Then when I indicated to move out to pass a car in L1 he closed the gap, flashed his lights blasted his horn and gesticulated madly through the passenger window, then deliberately prevented me from changing lanes then deliberately drove at 55 - 60 MPH once I pulled out behind him then waved at me through his rear window when he decided to accelerate.

I caught up with him about a minute later and did the same again before taking my exit.

Is it the type of car?

[FreiWild]

DaveH23 said:

How many lanes was the carriageway and what lane number were you in?

Don't you forget the:

"your speedo overreads, therefore you were travelling under the speed limit which makes you a monumental tosser that hinders me making progress"

[Dave Hedgehog]

FreiWild said:

DaveH23 said:

How many lanes was the carriageway and what lane number were you in?

Don't you forget the:

"your speedo overreads, therefore you were travelling under the speed limit which makes you a monumental tosser that hinders me making progress"

this actually might be part of the problem, i have tested a few audis recently and on the satnav all there speedos are 100% bang on so it maybe that if your driving to your speedo you maybe somewhat slower than the speed limit

i have followed a couple of cars recently doing 21-22 in a 30 limit

no reason to give the driver abuse, just nuke them when its safe to do so

[Tallbut Buxomly]

Piepiepie said:

Moving brake test?

Pillock.

[thinfourth2]

The closer they get the slower I go

my record is 15mph before they dared to overtake

[10 Pence Short]

You should try living up in Cumbria. You're more likely to get a red faced bh in a middle aged Audi.

[infradig]

Disappointed,saw the title thought it was a lonely hearts ad.

[smugglersvin]

I bet she was more mad at herself, thinking if she had splashed out a bit extra and bought an Audi Q7 she may have been able to drive over the top of your car.
I bet she will be going back to the hubby to find out if she can trade the car in now for a bigger 4x4 lol

[valiant1]

I think we need a diagram in microsoft paint overlaid a googlemap location to fully appreciate your predicament.



Oh, and can of redbull,VBRJ,OXO,the mental,MX5,etc,etc.

[Kong]

thinfourth2 said:

The closer they get the slower I go

my record is 15mph before they dared to overtake

Same here, really winds them up but it's also about safety. It's strange how they are in such a rush they need to be 2ft off your back bumper but not quite enough of a rush to overtake!