what is the strangest thing you have found in a car?
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Sorry in advance if somebody has done this thread.
However just bumped into a mate of mine who has just purchased a clio 182,and whoever owned it before had left a bag in the car my mate grabs this bag and tips out the contents into the boot and we are met with the sight of multiple pairs of matching bra and panties stockings and suspenders loads of johnny's 2 bottle of lube and a massive black butt plug! needless to say we both pissed ourselves laughing
what a dirty bugger! and would you really leave that in a car you were selling?
However just bumped into a mate of mine who has just purchased a clio 182,and whoever owned it before had left a bag in the car my mate grabs this bag and tips out the contents into the boot and we are met with the sight of multiple pairs of matching bra and panties stockings and suspenders loads of johnny's 2 bottle of lube and a massive black butt plug! needless to say we both pissed ourselves laughing
what a dirty bugger! and would you really leave that in a car you were selling? I know a guy who bought a Range Rover at auction. He brought it home and started to valet the inside. Under the passenger seat was an envolope, inside that envolope was £1000 in cash and a Gold Rolex. I also know the chap who bought the Rolex from him, He gave him £1000. So he did pretty well out of that Range Rover.
I "know a guy" (or heard of him) that use to live in the same street, that had a sexual fetish with pastries.
So every time he had a car on loan from someone, he used to go, get "a lady with high income, lox tax band and dubious hygiene", paid extra and have her cover him in pastries whilst performing...
I did actually saw the condition of one rent a car after one weekend, and was unfortunate to work in a dealership where he returned a courtesy car in this condition.
Not really sure if qualifies for this thread, but....
So every time he had a car on loan from someone, he used to go, get "a lady with high income, lox tax band and dubious hygiene", paid extra and have her cover him in pastries whilst performing...
I did actually saw the condition of one rent a car after one weekend, and was unfortunate to work in a dealership where he returned a courtesy car in this condition.
Not really sure if qualifies for this thread, but....
One car I bought, phoned the guy to view it bringing cash just in case. Car was what I wanted so we agreed a deal, but as he wasnt expecting me to buy it there and then all his stuff was still in the car. He removed all the stuff out and off I go. During the obligatory "new" car cleaning session I found a folder full of thousands of first class stamps on A4 sheet sized paper. Being a honest chap I called the guy, he came to pick them up, and gave me a few sheets of them as a thank you.
GF at the time got herself a 2 year old Pug 306 from the main dealer. After a few days when the valet smells started to wear off a really odd smell was evident in the car. Traced it to the back seat, removed it to be confronted by a number (about 100 we reckon) rotting used condoms piled up in the void below! She took it back to the dealers with the seat back in place and I have never seen a salesman look so horrified and was offered a refund there and then.
swifthobo said:
Sorry in advance if somebody has done this thread.
However just bumped into a mate of mine who has just purchased a clio 182,and whoever owned it before had left a bag in the car my mate grabs this bag and tips out the contents into the boot and we are met with the sight of multiple pairs of matching bra and panties stockings and suspenders loads of johnny's 2 bottle of lube and a massive black butt plug! needless to say we both pissed ourselves laughing what a dirty bugger! and would you really leave that in a car you were selling?
Doesnt the log book have the previous owners address on? Be a gentleman and return the contents to its rightfull owner!However just bumped into a mate of mine who has just purchased a clio 182,and whoever owned it before had left a bag in the car my mate grabs this bag and tips out the contents into the boot and we are met with the sight of multiple pairs of matching bra and panties stockings and suspenders loads of johnny's 2 bottle of lube and a massive black butt plug! needless to say we both pissed ourselves laughing
what a dirty bugger! and would you really leave that in a car you were selling? rufusgti said:
I know a guy who bought a Range Rover at auction. He brought it home and started to valet the inside. Under the passenger seat was an envolope, inside that envolope was £1000 in cash and a Gold Rolex. I also know the chap who bought the Rolex from him, He gave him £1000. So he did pretty well out of that Range Rover.
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