Every chip will eventually crack
Every chip will eventually crack
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rovermorris999

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5,317 posts

212 months

Thursday 2nd February 2012
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I was listening to a radio advert from a well-known windscreen replacement company which stated that every chip (on the screen) will eventually crack. Now I've owned cars for years that had chipped screens that didn't crack. Was I lucky or is it marketing puff?

zaphod42

58,087 posts

178 months

Thursday 2nd February 2012
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Presumably it's a handy bit of unprovable marketing.

Jasandjules

72,003 posts

252 months

Thursday 2nd February 2012
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Well, if you are selling something that fixes cracks in screens..................


rovermorris999

Original Poster:

5,317 posts

212 months

Thursday 2nd February 2012
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Perhaps the Advertising Standards Authority would be interested.

McSam

6,753 posts

198 months

Thursday 2nd February 2012
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Jasandjules said:
Well, if you are selling something that fixes cracks in screens..................
Well, quite.

I've had the Audi for two years now, and it's endured -12'C, rides extremely firmly and has had two big chips in the windscreen the whole time. They have not changed a jot. Neither, in fact, has the unrelated big crack I got a couple of months ago, despite it freezing several times! hehe

Really must get round to fixing that..

Garlick

40,601 posts

263 months

Thursday 2nd February 2012
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McSam said:
unrelated big crack I got a couple of months ago
Apparently they send 'Kinky' Dave round to look at those, he's a specialist.

mnkiboy

4,409 posts

189 months

Thursday 2nd February 2012
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We all know full well that not every chip will eventually crack. I told this to my girlfriend when she noticed a chip in the windscreen of our Focus.

Of course, the chip then became a 2 foot long crack, and took a number of weeks to sort out with the windscreen company, who kept messing up the replacement windscreen.

"I knew that would happen" She said. "It said so on the radio".

I no longer listen to commercial radio.

rsv gone!

11,288 posts

264 months

Thursday 2nd February 2012
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I've had a tiny crack in the screen of my Evo for 6 years. It is outside the area the MOT testers are concerned about and has never got any worse.

McSam

6,753 posts

198 months

Thursday 2nd February 2012
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Garlick said:
McSam said:
unrelated big crack I got a couple of months ago
Apparently they send 'Kinky' Dave round to look at those, he's a specialist.
This is the sort of insider knowledge those not in the business don't get to hear hehe

Dr Doofenshmirtz

16,669 posts

223 months

Thursday 2nd February 2012
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Garlick said:
Apparently they send 'Kinky' Dave round to look at those, he's a specialist.
...And he will inject his 'special resin'.

matthias73

2,900 posts

173 months

Thursday 2nd February 2012
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McSam said:
Garlick said:
McSam said:
unrelated big crack I got a couple of months ago
Apparently they send 'Kinky' Dave round to look at those, he's a specialist.
This is the sort of insider knowledge those not in the business don't get to hear hehe
laugh

J4CKO

45,941 posts

223 months

Thursday 2nd February 2012
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I had one "fixed" by this company using this method and the fix fell out and the chip never got any worse, like the previous poster says, despite hard suspensions and really low temperatures, I wouldnt use them again as it doesnt really work (based on a smaple size of one) and I hate the adverts they bombard you with, all chummy regional accents with a slightly sinister overtone suggesting you will have to pay "your expensive insurance excess". The give an example of "His last customer" who was a GP, like a GP on 100 plus grand a year really worries about a sixty quid excess, they will just rub some antibiotic or steroid cream on it themselves anyway.

rovermorris999

Original Poster:

5,317 posts

212 months

Thursday 2nd February 2012
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I should have known this would happen in a thread that mentioned cracks smile

xrv

544 posts

238 months

Thursday 2nd February 2012
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I'd imagine on a long enough time line they all will crack.
It may take take a couple of hundred years but they will eventually crack.

Huntsman

9,106 posts

273 months

Thursday 2nd February 2012
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I took windscreen cover off my insurance years ago.

Tuesday this week I paid to have a screen fitted, £125 all in, at home, tinted, biggish one too.

Winscreen insurance not terribly good value I think.

The Wookie

14,187 posts

251 months

Thursday 2nd February 2012
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rovermorris999 said:
Perhaps the Advertising Standards Authority would be interested.
They clearly have been in the past from all of the outrageous claims that have gradually disappeared from their adverts over the years including but not exclusively:

- Your windscreen makes up part of the structure of the car and if it cracks then it suddenly becomes as rigid as a piece of wet bog roll, making it DANGEROUUUS

- Bob goes on a driving holiday with his family, the windscreen cracks and he has to stop the car, drive straight back home and commit hari kare, presumably because the wheels might fall off because the screen has cracked

- A new windscreen costs a million pounds and you'll have to pay your huge insurance excess, instead of the rather more affordable glass excess that virtually all insurers actually have

- The smallest pot hole, speed bump, bout of cold/hot/wet/windy weather/flatulence will cause even the world's smallest stone chip to crack right across the screen

- Every insurer uses us, and all stone chip repairs are always free, and there's only a one in a squillion chance that you'll actually get a bill

redstu

2,287 posts

262 months

Thursday 2nd February 2012
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Chips do crack! especially if you are a bit hamfisted with a screwdriver when removing rust from a Renault 5. One second minor chip immediately followed by 6 inch crack and MOT fail!

GuitarTech

582 posts

173 months

Thursday 2nd February 2012
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Could this possibly be Cargl*ss we're talking about here? They run the same ads here in Germany (in German of course), but otherwise the same message: Any fule nose that if you don't get the chip fixed within a day, you will have a terrible accident, the screen will shatter, and you will probably die immediately. I never drive further than 10km from the next Cargl*ss branch in case I get a stone chip, just to be on the safe side. wink

NHK244V

3,358 posts

195 months

Thursday 2nd February 2012
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rovermorris999 said:
I was listening to a radio advert from a well-known windscreen replacement company which stated that every chip (on the screen) will eventually crack. Now I've owned cars for years that had chipped screens that didn't crack. Was I lucky or is it marketing puff?
Sort of, in the normal world we call it bull st wink
my escort had a chip for the entire 9 years i owned it, when it finaly died due to rust (not caused by the chip in the screen either !!) i sold the spare screen i had in the garage for it to a bloke with a chipped screen who was sure it was going to explode at the nest pothole laugh

Edited by NHK244V on Thursday 2nd February 12:39

mwcr85

152 posts

172 months

Thursday 2nd February 2012
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redstu said:
Chips do crack! especially if you are a bit hamfisted with a screwdriver when removing rust from a Renault 5. One second minor chip immediately followed by 6 inch crack and MOT fail!
I did the very same on a clio. It was outside of the MOT area though. I did get it changed to stop my Dad worrying. (he hasnt heard of laminated glass).