Tips on saving some parking space for a removal lorry
Tips on saving some parking space for a removal lorry
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joebongo

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1,516 posts

198 months

Friday 3rd February 2012
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7.5 tonner (with 14 foot ramp) coming on Monday, 0830 to move us out.

Problem - commuters who don't want to pay parking at the station park here.

They come from 0700 onwards and by 0800 the road is full.

It's a row of semi's, two spaces in front of each pair of houses, then drives, then two spaces etc.

We have one car now which can save 50% of a pair of spaces, possibly occupy two if I park in the middle like a tt.

Neighbours will be working and so not really of much help in the effort, so how can I save a pair or two for the van?

Would the police help by lending me some cones?

Any experiences from the PH massive?

Cheers,

Joe

f1dget

359 posts

198 months

Friday 3rd February 2012
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Maybe a wee bit late now but try contacting the council,in Edinburgh the council will suspend parking bays and put out cones to aid removal trucks.

badlands1

845 posts

176 months

Friday 3rd February 2012
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Something heavy at both ends with tape.

Risotto

3,933 posts

235 months

Friday 3rd February 2012
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Are you using a removal company? If so, let them worry about it, I'm sure it's a situation they must come across frequently.

badlands1

845 posts

176 months

Friday 3rd February 2012
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How about two unemployed spongers.

Paul Dishman

5,240 posts

260 months

Friday 3rd February 2012
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badlands1 said:
How about two unemployed spongers.
laid end to end? idea

Mr Obertshaw

2,186 posts

253 months

Friday 3rd February 2012
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Busy bodies down my road whilst at uni used to put chairs out in the street to stop people parking in front of their house. It never worked as being a student area they were always moved around by the morning, but it might work for you.

williamp

20,120 posts

296 months

Friday 3rd February 2012
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can you ask your neighbours to park their cars there? So the commuters will find the spaces already taken, then get the neighbours to remove their cars in time for the removal lorry??

zaphod42

58,087 posts

178 months

Friday 3rd February 2012
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Where are you in the country?

Dan_1981

17,967 posts

222 months

Friday 3rd February 2012
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Park like a tt?

You've answered your own question.

joebongo

Original Poster:

1,516 posts

198 months

Friday 3rd February 2012
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Neighbours will be off working so no use really.

Council won't help as it's not marked bays, just a plain old unmolested road (so it's the police's jurisdiction).

"Something heavy with tape" - sounds promising. What can be used? What tape and where do I get it from?

joebongo

Original Poster:

1,516 posts

198 months

Friday 3rd February 2012
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zaphod42 said:
Where are you in the country?
Epping in Essex.

CoolHands

22,306 posts

218 months

Friday 3rd February 2012
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fking hell do you want us to come and do it for you? rolleyes

get some wheelie bins or similar, a big plank (you'll do) or whatever you have to hand and block the spaces out

ShampooEfficient

4,278 posts

234 months

Friday 3rd February 2012
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CoolHands said:
...a big plank (you'll do)...
rofl

Edited by ShampooEfficient on Friday 3rd February 18:15

Brink

1,505 posts

231 months

Friday 3rd February 2012
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Rocks if there're big enough, or just nasty looking rubble or paint the road to look like a sink hole.

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

253 months

Friday 3rd February 2012
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We get this when delivering kitchens.

Wheelie Bins, chairs, stolen traffic cones, spare children - anything that comes to hand that will reserve a suitable space. Strung together with any kind of tape you can find. "POLICE LINE DO NOT CROSS" works well, but simple brown packaging tape would probably do.


jamiebae

6,245 posts

234 months

Friday 3rd February 2012
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Barrier tape from Wickes or similar, and a couple of cones 'borrowed' from your local roadworks site?

zaphod42

58,087 posts

178 months

Friday 3rd February 2012
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Police line and a white spray paint outline of a body....

joebongo

Original Poster:

1,516 posts

198 months

Friday 3rd February 2012
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Thanks for the replies chaps.

Plan so far:

4 wheelie bins spread across the two spaces.

Barrier tape (500m worth reserved from Screwfix just now, so should be enough to properly deter even the most determined Essex commuter) liberally spread between the four bins.

4 A4 bits of paper with "moving house today" on them, one on each bin.

The only things I don't have is metal drinks trays and trolley jacks in case any RRS/Audi commuters come along :-)


66comanche

2,369 posts

182 months

Friday 3rd February 2012
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joebongo said:
Thanks for the replies chaps.

Plan so far:

4 wheelie bins spread across the two spaces.

Barrier tape (500m worth reserved from Screwfix just now, so should be enough to properly deter even the most determined Essex commuter) liberally spread between the four bins.

4 A4 bits of paper with "moving house today" on them, one on each bin.

The only things I don't have is metal drinks trays and trolley jacks in case any RRS/Audi commuters come along :-)
Don't do this part, some miserable ahole commuter will think 'why do I give a fk?' and move the bins and park in the 5mins you are in the bog reading The Sun and curling one out. I suppose you could write 'IED testing, Essex Taliban' or 'Toxic bins full of spunk rags' which might work. My vote would go to a couple of tethered honey badgers, with some honey excruciatingly out of reach to enrage them further.