One for the speeling & grama Police

[shovelheadrob]

If you get through this without passing out you've done well!
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-escort-gl-mk3-5-doo...

[Nickyboy]

Good god

said:

as i know it also has elektric engnishon

[m44kts]

I got up to 're bild' then closed the page down.

[Bisonhead]

My brain hurts!

[TankRS]

i think i just got stupider for even trying to read that listing.

Naw iim orff two looked fur stufft onliines

[boobles]

17 people have bid!!!!!!!

[Mini1275]

Do you think he's made an error and only wants £450 instead of £750?.

[williredale]

I didn't think ebay could get any worse but that takes the biscuit!

[noosh]

Theres a paragraph and full stop sitting lonely somewhere.

[XVar]

eBay Retard said:

hello all sorry i made a error when i posted this

Well at least he spotted one of them

The sideways pictures are a nice touch too. Almost smells like a deliberate troll listing designed in an attempt to go viral. Would someone that bad at writing really go to the effort to write that much? Hmm..

[twazzock]

It's okay, pictures say a thousand words and oh hang on, they're fking awful too.

[rich_b]

Some mug just paid £276 for it!

[boobles]

rich_b said:

Some mug just paid £276 for it!

He's that thick he probably bidded himself to bump up the price, & won!

[Vilhelm]

I didn't think it was possible to be that st at writing.

[AlexKing]

lesstatt said:

What a thick wker, these dheads want their own identity and be seperate from England........... hmm i wonder what state they will be in then. hey fk them let them get on with it at least we wont have to pay them our money anymore

Remember trainspotting isnt a film, its a way of life

My, you're a cheery fellow aren't you. Why don't you just go and harass some black people instead?

[m44kts]

lesstatt said:

lenny henry cant do black guy jokes

He can, it's just he's crap at comedy

[KB_S1]

The best part of the whole ad "so you have read the good bits but there are sone bad bits".

[Paulm4]

lesstatt said:

What a thick wker, these dheads want their own identity and be seperate from England........... hmm i wonder what state they will be in then. hey fk them let them get on with it at least we wont have to pay them our money anymore

Remember trainspotting isnt a film, its a way of life

Badly written, missing capitals and punctuation plus a great line in stereotyping and xenophobia. You make the guy selling the car look like Einstein. Suspect it might be you that's the wker.

[traffman]

Could he possibly be dyslexic ?

[KB_S1]

lesstatt said:

Oh i have a right to, i was born in edinburgh................. so i cant be racist can i, thats like saying lenny henry cant do black guy jokes

Might be a good idea to go back and check your own posts.