Pistonheads 1985...

[J4CKO]

Ok, make a post like the year is 1985 and the Internet exists.

Ok Mine,


Ok, I have a 1982 Golf GTI 1.6, been a good car but its coming up for a change, what should I replace it with, I am looking at the new MK2 1.8 GTi but apparently it is heavier, there is the Astra MK2 16 Valve with, wait for it, 150 bhp due soon !

[roverspeed]

Today I used the potty for the first time, YAY me

[miniman]

I have a Grifter and I can't figure out how to fix the Sturmey Archer 3-speed hub, any pointers?

[Floosy]

I've recently jacked up the rear suspension on my Vauxhall Chevette 1.6. Now it hates corners even more than ever...and i've stuffed it into a lampost. (This did actually happen in 1987)

[Bohally]

roverspeed said:

Today I used the potty for the first time, YAY me

I wasn't even a dirty thought in 85...

[Hammer67]

I`ve just written off my Honda 125 and my mullet is now halfway down my back.

[TimmyWimmyWoo]

I just saw my mum's vag.

[pinchmeimdreamin]

Schools out for ever

[Dave Hedgehog]

i just discovered internet porn and have emerged to see my parents for the first time in 3 days

[LuS1fer]

Hi, I married a lovely girl last year and we have our first child. I can't help thinking that one day all this will come to a bitter end, she'll turn into a total lying cow and they'll invent a way to steal not only our children but our wages at source. Who knows, it may even mean I'll have to sell that Corvette I may someday buy.

[Salgar]

• dribble*

[matthias73]

I'm currently a sperm, driving a sweet TR7 in the hope its going to get me into an egg. Mmmmhmmmmm

[roverspeed]

Floosy said:

I've recently jacked up the rear suspension on my Vauxhall Chevette 1.6. Now it hates corners even more than ever...and i've stuffed it into a lampost. (This did actually happen in 1987)

Car modifiers RAISED their cars in the 80's???

[SonnyM]

I just watched Crockett's Daytona bite the dust. Anyone know where can I get those cool glasses from?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOzuoY9Blcg



Mum just whipped me for staying up beyond 10pm...

Edited by SonnyM on Friday 10th February 20:14

[J4CKO]

miniman said:

I have a Grifter and I can't figure out how to fix the Sturmey Archer 3-speed hub, any pointers?

Watch that, it will be the RMS "Rear Main Shifter", if you dont get it sorted soon your rear hub will collapse, make sure you have a good warranty and get it in for a check if it goes into "Slip Gear" during full bore take offs and you lose control and plough into the side of Mr Slater's Chrysler. Seriously on the 1981 Grifter its a big job and involves 15 minutes labour at GT Car and Cycles (A Grifter Indipendant) and can cost up to £13, which is enough for seven tubs of really good hair gel and a Thompson Twins Tape.

[Honk]

Where the fk am I going to find 1.21 gigawatts of power?

[miniman]

J4CKO said:

miniman said:

I have a Grifter and I can't figure out how to fix the Sturmey Archer 3-speed hub, any pointers?

Watch that, it will be the RMS "Rear Main Shifter", if you dont get it sorted soon your rear hub will collapse, make sure you have a good warranty and get it in for a check if it goes into "Slip Gear" during full bore take offs and you lose control and plough into the side of Mr Slater's Chrysler. Seriously on the 1981 Grifter its a big job and involves 15 minutes labour at GT Car and Cycles (A Grifter Indipendant) and can cost up to £13, which is enough for seven tubs of really good hair gel and a Thompson Twins Tape.

[J4CKO]

matthias73 said:

I'm currently a sperm, driving a sweet TR7 in the hope its going to get me into an egg. Mmmmhmmmmm

Sure I have met you before, were you on the passsenger seat of a black XR4i in Worlsley in 92 ?

[Shaw Tarse]

Pistonheads, it's not what it used to be!

[roverspeed]

Honk said:

Where the fk am I going to find 1.21 gigawatts of power?

He had the 1.21 gigawatt's of power in 1985, wasn't a problem then lol.

Does it annoy anyone else they pronounce Gigawatt as Jigawatt in that movie franchise.