Cars that just make your heart sink....

[pstruck]

...when you come up behind them. You know, the ones which you instantly recognise as you round a bend and spot it in the distance infront of you. The ones which it goes without saying will be driven poorly/slowly/erratically and in a manner to impede your sensible, but legal progress. When you get up behind them all the tell-tale signs are there to confirm you initial expectations, from the sitckers which adorn its rear or the items which are strewn across the parcel shelf (you know the ones I mean).

Which cars do it for you?

For me there are many, but the worst offenders of late have been Toyota Yaris Versos (and other ugly, tall little cars), Nissan Micras and a spate of Skoda Yetis.

[chris182]

Honda Jazz. Always.

[SpecB]

Nissan Almera, Nissan Cashcow, Nissan Note. I spot a theme......

[rajkohli81]

pstruck said:

...when you come up behind them. You know, the ones which you instantly recognise as you round a bend and spot it in the distance infront of you. The ones which it goes without saying will be driven poorly/slowly/erratically and in a manner to impede your sensible, but legal progress. When you get up behind them all the tell-tale signs are there to confirm you initial expectations, from the sitckers which adorn its rear or the items which are strewn across the parcel shelf (you know the ones I mean).

Which cars do it for you?

For me there are many, but the worst offenders of late have been Toyota Yaris Versos (and other ugly, tall little cars), Nissan Micras and a spate of Skoda Yetis.

I have love for the Yeti...

that's not a website for appreciation of hairy women either

[TKH]

Almera with tartan picnic rug and box of tissues on back shelf

Its the successor to the Maxi

[Getragdogleg]

Diahatsu move.

[Johnnytheboy]

Crewcab 4 x 4s, older Vectras, or Mondeos with tape holding the bumpers together. Extra points if a hi-viz can be seen.

Usually drive jerkily, fast when slow would be good, slow when fast would be good, and react extremely badly if you try and overtake.

[Baz Tench]

Micra, Jazz and Merc A class.

Driver muppetry guaranteed whenever these are encountered.

My heart indeed sinks as I wait for it.....

[DoctorX]

Ford Fusion, Kia Rio, anything Malaysian

[ZakTroy]

Anything with a tissue box on the back shelf or L plates without being a learner car.

[BDR529]

Another vote for the Honda Jazz. Also the Vauxhall Agila and whatever the Suzuki variant of it is called.

[Puddenchucker]

chris182 said:

Honda Jazz. Always.

Ah, the oldiemobile.

[thinfourth2]

Baz Tench said:

Micra, Jazz and Merc A class.

Driver muppetry guaranteed whenever these are encountered.

My heart indeed sinks as I wait for it.....

Strange as when i'm driving around in my Micra i'm not a muppet

I will try and rectify this just to keep you happy

Though i have always seen drivers of fast fords have something to prove

[DoctorX]

BDR529 said:

Another vote for the Honda Jazz. Also the Vauxhall Agila and whatever the Suzuki variant of it is called.

The OH has a Honda Jazz and actually it's.....

No, you're right.

[Baz Tench]

thinfourth2 said:

Strange as when i'm driving around in my Micra i'm not a muppet

I will try and rectify this just to keep you happy

Lovely. Thanks!

[sday12]

Anything suggested by this man.

[Rickyy]

[n0v0s]

Fiat Multipla.

[supersingle]

Cars with soft toys on the parcel shelf and worse, on the dash!

Also: Yeti, any big Merc saloon, Jazz, Fusion, Micra, Berlingo, Qashquai, Eos, 206, 307, A3, Golf...

Basically any car which isn't being driven by me.

[Johnnytheboy]

Also, any car version of a van.