Anyone else stuck on the A46?
Anyone else stuck on the A46?
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HairbearTE

Original Poster:

702 posts

178 months

Tuesday 14th February 2012
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Here's the betting on the next exciting event to liven up my evening:

4/5 phone dies
2/1 Petrol runs out
3/1 I take a dump in the central reservation
33/1 all of the above.

frown

pacman1

7,324 posts

217 months

Tuesday 14th February 2012
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It's a rather long road, anywhere in particular?

Pints

18,450 posts

218 months

Tuesday 14th February 2012
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HairbearTE said:
4/5 phone dies
I need more info before I take part - what phone?

HairbearTE

Original Poster:

702 posts

178 months

Tuesday 14th February 2012
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Northbound between M1 and A6. Proper engine off job. iPhone 3GS with 16%..

ridds

8,366 posts

268 months

Tuesday 14th February 2012
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HairbearTE said:
Northbound between M1 and A6. Proper engine off job. iPhone 3GS with 16%..
Charger in the glovebox, part of my emergency kit! wink

miniman

29,369 posts

286 months

Tuesday 14th February 2012
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ridds said:
Charger in the glovebox, part of my emergency kit! wink
Ahh... Traffic jam porn. Awesome.

Spanna

3,737 posts

200 months

Tuesday 14th February 2012
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About 15 minutes worth of battery then... Stick me a tenner on that.

thinfourth2

32,414 posts

228 months

Tuesday 14th February 2012
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Nope

Just finished a brilliant chicken noodle soup and i am relaxing watching the telly in front of a lovely war fire with the laptop and a glass of decent wine.

Though it was terrible tho morning i got delayed by a tractor for a whole 4 minutes

jas xjr

11,309 posts

263 months

Tuesday 14th February 2012
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i remember being stuck on the M1 once , need to pi$$ and thirsty at the same time. all i had in the car to drink was some beer.

carreauchompeur

18,303 posts

228 months

Tuesday 14th February 2012
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jas xjr said:
i remember being stuck on the M1 once , need to pi$$ and thirsty at the same time. all i had in the car to drink was some beer.
Drink the beer, piss in the can? simples.

Eighteeteewhy

7,259 posts

192 months

Tuesday 14th February 2012
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Just remember, you're not stuck in traffic. You ARE traffic.

And my moneys on the phone. smile

Monkeylegend

28,468 posts

255 months

Tuesday 14th February 2012
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carreauchompeur said:
Drink the beer, piss in the can? simples.
Important to make sure you don't get that the wrong way round. Unless of course it's Frosters, then you probably won't know the difference.

Edited by Monkeylegend on Tuesday 14th February 20:16

carreauchompeur

18,303 posts

228 months

Tuesday 14th February 2012
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Monkeylegend said:
Important to make sure you don't get that the wrong way round. Unlees of course it's Frosters, then you probably won't know the difference.
With Fosters it would be preferable to tip the lager, then drink your piss.

skip_1

3,496 posts

214 months

Tuesday 14th February 2012
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Just checked the traffic reports. Hope you haven't any appointments in March frown

antspants

2,402 posts

199 months

Tuesday 14th February 2012
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I think I saw some signs warning of a closure or congestion when I came off the M69 into Leicester about 2 hours ago, sorry this doesn't help does it smile

Phone not lasted this long I'm assuming, either that or you're having a really long dump. Do you have any paper?

skip_1

3,496 posts

214 months

Tuesday 14th February 2012
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Reports of carriageway closed.

Matthen

1,427 posts

175 months

Tuesday 14th February 2012
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Nothing on the Highways Agency website... Are you sure you're in a traffic jam? smile

jamei303

3,043 posts

180 months

Tuesday 14th February 2012
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Looks like an AudiTT ran into the back of a tractor trailer

Edited by jamei303 on Wednesday 15th February 11:03

SCB Driving

46 posts

184 months

Tuesday 14th February 2012
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Bloody hell. That was closed after an accident this morning at 6.45
Must have been a bad one.

Roadrunner23

545 posts

219 months

Wednesday 15th February 2012
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Driver of Audi died, he initally went into the back of the tractor trailer. Got out to have a word with the driver and a van went into the back of the Audi at full speed crushing the Audi driver.