Anyone else stuck on the A46?

[HairbearTE]

Here's the betting on the next exciting event to liven up my evening:

4/5 phone dies
2/1 Petrol runs out
3/1 I take a dump in the central reservation
33/1 all of the above.

[pacman1]

It's a rather long road, anywhere in particular?

[Pints]

HairbearTE said:

4/5 phone dies

I need more info before I take part - what phone?

[HairbearTE]

Northbound between M1 and A6. Proper engine off job. iPhone 3GS with 16%..

[ridds]

HairbearTE said:

Northbound between M1 and A6. Proper engine off job. iPhone 3GS with 16%..

Charger in the glovebox, part of my emergency kit!

[miniman]

ridds said:

Charger in the glovebox, part of my emergency kit!

Ahh... Traffic jam porn. Awesome.

[Spanna]

About 15 minutes worth of battery then... Stick me a tenner on that.

[thinfourth2]

Nope

Just finished a brilliant chicken noodle soup and i am relaxing watching the telly in front of a lovely war fire with the laptop and a glass of decent wine.

Though it was terrible tho morning i got delayed by a tractor for a whole 4 minutes

[jas xjr]

i remember being stuck on the M1 once , need to pi$$ and thirsty at the same time. all i had in the car to drink was some beer.

[carreauchompeur]

jas xjr said:

i remember being stuck on the M1 once , need to pi$$ and thirsty at the same time. all i had in the car to drink was some beer.

Drink the beer, piss in the can? simples.

[Eighteeteewhy]

Just remember, you're not stuck in traffic. You ARE traffic.

And my moneys on the phone.

[Monkeylegend]

carreauchompeur said:

Drink the beer, piss in the can? simples.

Important to make sure you don't get that the wrong way round. Unless of course it's Frosters, then you probably won't know the difference.

Edited by Monkeylegend on Tuesday 14th February 20:16

[carreauchompeur]

Monkeylegend said:

Important to make sure you don't get that the wrong way round. Unlees of course it's Frosters, then you probably won't know the difference.

With Fosters it would be preferable to tip the lager, then drink your piss.

[skip_1]

Just checked the traffic reports. Hope you haven't any appointments in March

[antspants]

I think I saw some signs warning of a closure or congestion when I came off the M69 into Leicester about 2 hours ago, sorry this doesn't help does it

Phone not lasted this long I'm assuming, either that or you're having a really long dump. Do you have any paper?

[skip_1]

Reports of carriageway closed.

[Matthen]

Nothing on the Highways Agency website... Are you sure you're in a traffic jam?

[jamei303]

Looks like an AudiTT ran into the back of a tractor trailer

Edited by jamei303 on Wednesday 15th February 11:03

[SCB Driving]

Bloody hell. That was closed after an accident this morning at 6.45
Must have been a bad one.

[Roadrunner23]

Driver of Audi died, he initally went into the back of the tractor trailer. Got out to have a word with the driver and a van went into the back of the Audi at full speed crushing the Audi driver.