Such a well written advert

[tomble]

Not sure if there is a section for this kind of thing, but how the hell can people expect to get interest in their car if they write the ad like this?

It is a cat D, but it has been 'provisional repaired' so all good on that front, then.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUDI-S4-QUATTRO-/3306872...



Tom

[bobthepsycho]

tomble said:

how the hell can people expect to get interest in their car if they write the ad like this?

At least the title is useful...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/car-/280827259934?pt=Aut...

Although at least the pictures answer the question no-one ever asks - "What will the car look like when covered in snow?"

[After_Shock]

Excellent use of the english language, sad thing is it will probably sell.

[Rawwr]

I found it hard to read. I wish he'd used a bigger font.

[PumpkinSteve]

Uses a similar font style and size as my Grandma's 'special' phone.

[DaveH23]

WHY IS HE SHOUTING?

[shovelheadrob]

I'm guessing that English is not his first language, just read it with an Eastern European accent & it almost makes sense. Far more so than ads I've seen written in chav speke innit bruv!
See here http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-escort-gl-mk3-5-doo...

[liller]

I always find it extraordinary the way people use massive fonts and capitals in ebay adverts.

[Peter Griffin]

shovelheadrob said:

See here http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-escort-gl-mk3-5-doo...

Dear lord above. It saddens me to see that.

[parapaul]

shovelheadrob said:

I'm guessing that English is not his first language, just read it with an Eastern European accent & it almost makes sense. Far more so than ads I've seen written in chav speke innit bruv!
See here http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-escort-gl-mk3-5-doo...

Wow, that was hard work!

[arfur daley]

shovelheadrob said:

I'm guessing that English is not his first language, just read it with an Eastern European accent & it almost makes sense. Far more so than ads I've seen written in chav speke innit bruv!
See here http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-escort-gl-mk3-5-doo...

Ha just laughed my bks off. I liked the bit where it says " i have a couple of spar bits ignition switch and borrel witch key"

[TheD]

shovelheadrob said:

I'm guessing that English is not his first language, just read it with an Eastern European accent & it almost makes sense. Far more so than ads I've seen written in chav speke innit bruv!
See here http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-escort-gl-mk3-5-doo...

Wow....I suppose the fact he can write at all is something.

[Stu R]

Back in an hour or so, just off to walk a couple of miles away so I can read it from a distance without my eyes being raped.

[All that jazz]

bobthepsycho said:

At least the title is useful...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/car-/280827259934?pt=Aut...

Although at least the pictures answer the question no-one ever asks - "What will the car look like when covered in snow?"

Quality!

[jason s4]

All that jazz said:

Quality!

"air kondicioner"

[J4CKO]

shovelheadrob said:

I'm guessing that English is not his first language, just read it with an Eastern European accent & it almost makes sense. Far more so than ads I've seen written in chav speke innit bruv!
See here http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-escort-gl-mk3-5-doo...

Yes, I thought a that as well, if I read it a like a Borat it read real good, happy time !

[soad]

Nice finds