"Exploding cream causes road chaos"

[matchmaker]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-south-scotla...

[XJR500bhp]

That looks like there will be a lengthy cream up process

[davepoth]

"Mr Sykes said the fire seemed to have been caused by brakes seizing and overheating.

He added that when he phoned his boss to let him know what happened, he was told it was no use crying over spilt milk."

[Jayfish]

Oh dairy me, what a mess!

[Vladimir]

This is ripe for an innuendo filled post but I'll hold off for now...

[Don1]

Dairy, dairy me....

[paranoid airbag]

these puns are going to sour quickly...

[busta]

Someones going to get a whipping for that.

[PoleDriver]

Jayfish said:

Oh dairy me, what an Eton mess!

EFA

I couldn't resist milking it!

[soad]

[Petrolhead_Rich]

"The lorry's trailer, loaded with milk and pressurised cream containers, had been on fire for some time before motorists were able to alert driver Phil Sykes, from Cleveleys, Lancashire"

How difficult is it to alert someone their vehicle is on fire, pull in front, slow down gently and block him from overtaking, when stopped, point out the exploding trailer attached to his lorry!!

[paranoid airbag]

The quality of jokes in this thread is terrible. I can't believe it's not better.

[Laurel Green]

Careful, or the big cheese will be along to pull the plug on this thread!

[Hoofy]

Milk it for all it's worth.

[PoleDriver]

Could be quite nasty! Imagine driving along when, suddenly, a milk churn flies past your eyes!

[adam85]

Cheeses Christ, what a mess

[fathomfive]

Let's hope the mods aren't too (lactose) intolerant.

[PoleDriver]

fathomfive said:

Let's hope the mods aren't too (lactose) intolerant.

How could you think that? Everyone knows that PH mods are the crème de la crème!

[vdubbin]

I'll have to do my bit to keep this thread rising to the top…

[Laurel Green]

PoleDriver said:

How could you think that? Everyone knows that PH mods are the crème de la crème!

Yup! That's brulee true.

Scraping the bottom of the pot.