"Exploding cream causes road chaos"
"Exploding cream causes road chaos"
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matchmaker

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220 months

XJR500bhp

1,202 posts

230 months

Tuesday 13th March 2012
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That looks like there will be a lengthy cream up process

davepoth

29,395 posts

219 months

Tuesday 13th March 2012
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"Mr Sykes said the fire seemed to have been caused by brakes seizing and overheating.

He added that when he phoned his boss to let him know what happened, he was told it was no use crying over spilt milk."

biggrin

Jayfish

6,795 posts

223 months

Tuesday 13th March 2012
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Oh dairy me, what a mess!

Vladimir

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178 months

Tuesday 13th March 2012
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This is ripe for an innuendo filled post but I'll hold off for now...

Don1

16,285 posts

228 months

Tuesday 13th March 2012
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Dairy, dairy me....

paranoid airbag

2,679 posts

179 months

Tuesday 13th March 2012
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these puns are going to sour quickly...

busta

4,504 posts

253 months

Tuesday 13th March 2012
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Someones going to get a whipping for that.

PoleDriver

29,229 posts

214 months

Tuesday 13th March 2012
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Jayfish said:
Oh dairy me, what an Eton mess!
EFA


I couldn't resist milking it!


soad

34,200 posts

196 months

Tuesday 13th March 2012
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laugh

Petrolhead_Rich

4,659 posts

212 months

Tuesday 13th March 2012
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"The lorry's trailer, loaded with milk and pressurised cream containers, had been on fire for some time before motorists were able to alert driver Phil Sykes, from Cleveleys, Lancashire"

How difficult is it to alert someone their vehicle is on fire, pull in front, slow down gently and block him from overtaking, when stopped, point out the exploding trailer attached to his lorry!!


paranoid airbag

2,679 posts

179 months

Wednesday 14th March 2012
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The quality of jokes in this thread is terrible. I can't believe it's not better.

Laurel Green

30,967 posts

252 months

Wednesday 14th March 2012
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Careful, or the big cheese will be along to pull the plug on this thread!

Hoofy

79,115 posts

302 months

Wednesday 14th March 2012
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yes Milk it for all it's worth.

PoleDriver

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214 months

Wednesday 14th March 2012
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Could be quite nasty! Imagine driving along when, suddenly, a milk churn flies past your eyes! smile

adam85

1,264 posts

211 months

Wednesday 14th March 2012
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Cheeses Christ, what a mess

fathomfive

10,827 posts

210 months

Wednesday 14th March 2012
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Let's hope the mods aren't too (lactose) intolerant.

PoleDriver

29,229 posts

214 months

Wednesday 14th March 2012
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fathomfive said:
Let's hope the mods aren't too (lactose) intolerant.
How could you think that? Everyone knows that PH mods are the crème de la crème!

vdubbin

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217 months

Wednesday 14th March 2012
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I'll have to do my bit to keep this thread rising to the top…

Laurel Green

30,967 posts

252 months

Wednesday 14th March 2012
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PoleDriver said:
How could you think that? Everyone knows that PH mods are the crème de la crème!
Yup! That's brulee true.

Scraping the bottom of the pot.