The cars are like women analogy...
Discussion
It's so true...
Mine excites me/thrills me.
Pampers me & soothes me.
I find to be actually rather attractive.
Has a gorgeous rear end!
When she wants something she keeps reminding me, & wont stop until she gets it.
Like's to be spoilt with expensive things.
Doesn't like getting wet!
A little high maintenance.
Looks great topless
& occasionally locks me out when it feels like it!
It's quite weird, but I know for a lot of blokes, cars fill a void in men mentally that very few woman can...It's an odd sensation & I can't put my finger on what or why. Maybe it's the lack of an argument occuring?
There's just something about a car you adore that women just sometimes can't compete with...But what is it?
& what other cars are like women analogies are there?
Mine excites me/thrills me.
Pampers me & soothes me.
I find to be actually rather attractive.
Has a gorgeous rear end!
When she wants something she keeps reminding me, & wont stop until she gets it.
Like's to be spoilt with expensive things.
Doesn't like getting wet!
A little high maintenance.
Looks great topless
& occasionally locks me out when it feels like it!
It's quite weird, but I know for a lot of blokes, cars fill a void in men mentally that very few woman can...It's an odd sensation & I can't put my finger on what or why. Maybe it's the lack of an argument occuring?
There's just something about a car you adore that women just sometimes can't compete with...But what is it?
& what other cars are like women analogies are there?
Edited by ironictwist on Monday 26th March 01:07
Clearly there are many similarities.
I have had huge fun with cars: I have had huge fun with women.
Both have been costly: both have been needy.
Much as I love cars I prefer women: difficult to talk a car round.
My relationship with a guitar, has been longer than either and that too has given huge satisfaction and deep frustration to me.
Right sexy, curving female shape makes a wonderful sound needs coaxing can be very rewarding.
Doubtless others will extend the list.
I have had huge fun with cars: I have had huge fun with women.
Both have been costly: both have been needy.
Much as I love cars I prefer women: difficult to talk a car round.
My relationship with a guitar, has been longer than either and that too has given huge satisfaction and deep frustration to me.
Right sexy, curving female shape makes a wonderful sound needs coaxing can be very rewarding.
Doubtless others will extend the list.
mikecassie said:
Admiral boiled my piss recently when I had a deer run back in front of my 1 year old Cayenne. I'll not be using them again as they were a complete bunch of t
ts to deal with. All very apologetic after my letter went into their office but too late sunshine.
Ah, the abstract reply, I like that.ts to deal with. All very apologetic after my letter went into their office but too late sunshine. 
ironictwist said:
It's so true...
Mine excites me/thrills me.
Pampers me & soothes me.
I find to be actually rather attractive.
Has a gorgeous rear end!
When she wants something she keeps reminding me, & wont stop until she gets it.
Like's to be spoilt with expensive things.
Doesn't like getting wet!
A little high maintenance.
Looks great topless
It's also true that anything with tits or wheels will let you down.
& occasionally locks me out when it feels like it!
It's quite weird, but I know for a lot of blokes, cars fill a void in men mentally that very few woman can...It's an odd sensation & I can't put my finger on what or why. Maybe it's the lack of an argument occuring?
There's just something about a car you adore that women just sometimes can't compete with...But what is it?
& what other cars are like women analogies are there?
Mine excites me/thrills me.
Pampers me & soothes me.
I find to be actually rather attractive.
Has a gorgeous rear end!
When she wants something she keeps reminding me, & wont stop until she gets it.
Like's to be spoilt with expensive things.
Doesn't like getting wet!
A little high maintenance.
Looks great topless
It's also true that anything with tits or wheels will let you down.
& occasionally locks me out when it feels like it!
It's quite weird, but I know for a lot of blokes, cars fill a void in men mentally that very few woman can...It's an odd sensation & I can't put my finger on what or why. Maybe it's the lack of an argument occuring?
There's just something about a car you adore that women just sometimes can't compete with...But what is it?
& what other cars are like women analogies are there?
Edited by ironictwist on Monday 26th March 01:07
ironictwist said:
It's so true...
Mine excites me/thrills me.
Pampers me & soothes me.
I find to be actually rather attractive.
Has a gorgeous rear end!
When she wants something she keeps reminding me, & wont stop until she gets it.
Like's to be spoilt with expensive things.
Doesn't like getting wet!
A little high maintenance.
Looks great topless
& occasionally locks me out when it feels like it!
It's quite weird, but I know for a lot of blokes, cars fill a void in men mentally that very few woman can...It's an odd sensation & I can't put my finger on what or why. Maybe it's the lack of an argument occuring?
There's just something about a car you adore that women just sometimes can't compete with...But what is it?
& what other cars are like women analogies are there?
Anything with tits or wheels will let you down.Mine excites me/thrills me.
Pampers me & soothes me.
I find to be actually rather attractive.
Has a gorgeous rear end!
When she wants something she keeps reminding me, & wont stop until she gets it.
Like's to be spoilt with expensive things.
Doesn't like getting wet!
A little high maintenance.
Looks great topless
& occasionally locks me out when it feels like it!
It's quite weird, but I know for a lot of blokes, cars fill a void in men mentally that very few woman can...It's an odd sensation & I can't put my finger on what or why. Maybe it's the lack of an argument occuring?
There's just something about a car you adore that women just sometimes can't compete with...But what is it?
& what other cars are like women analogies are there?
Edited by ironictwist on Monday 26th March 01:07
Not my quote
We all admire a lot of them even though most of us will never get the chance to get in them but some of us by chance, hard work or pure dumb luck sometimes get to try a few of the racier ones ourselves
/Not my quote
Also..... Show me a good looking car or woman and I bet you there is someone somewhere who is bored of thrashing it
We all admire a lot of them even though most of us will never get the chance to get in them but some of us by chance, hard work or pure dumb luck sometimes get to try a few of the racier ones ourselves
/Not my quote
Also..... Show me a good looking car or woman and I bet you there is someone somewhere who is bored of thrashing it
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