No strike this Easter so calm down- pass on the message

[joebongo]

So the numpties will stop complying with the government's attempt to gain 0.1% higher productivity this month and thereby avoid us being in a technical recession.

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/fefc589a-7a4a-11e1-9c77-...

[s2ooz]

joebongo said:

So the numpties will stop complying with the government's attempt to gain 0.1% higher productivity this month and thereby avoid us being in a technical recession.

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/fefc589a-7a4a-11e1-9c77-...

registered users only, so...

[ArsE92]

s2ooz said:

joebongo said:

So the numpties will stop complying with the government's attempt to gain 0.1% higher productivity this month and thereby avoid us being in a technical recession.

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/fefc589a-7a4a-11e1-9c77-...

registered users only, so...

Here you go

[vit4]

ArsE92 said:

s2ooz said:

joebongo said:

So the numpties will stop complying with the government's attempt to gain 0.1% higher productivity this month and thereby avoid us being in a technical recession.

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/fefc589a-7a4a-11e1-9c77-...

registered users only, so...

Here you go

Still can't view it

[s2ooz]

ArsE92 said:

Here you go

still...
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[psummers]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17558294

[BluePurpleRed]

Must be saving it for the Olympics instead! :P

[ArsE92]

vit4 said:

ArsE92 said:

s2ooz said:

joebongo said:

So the numpties will stop complying with the government's attempt to gain 0.1% higher productivity this month and thereby avoid us being in a technical recession.

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/fefc589a-7a4a-11e1-9c77-...

registered users only, so...

Here you go

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[PAULJ5555]

Strike!!!!!!! who said strike. Im off to go panic buy some petrol.......

Edited by PAULJ5555 on Friday 30th March 14:15

[valiant]

I'm off to panic fillup with petrol and diesel just to be on the safe side.

[soad]

PAULJ5555 said:

Stike!!!!!!! who said strike. Im off to go panic buy some petrol.......

[Condi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpUmht3RyuA

Probably not safe for work unless your speakers are on quiet.

[Funk]

ArsE92 said:

vit4 said:

ArsE92 said:

s2ooz said:

joebongo said:

So the numpties will stop complying with the government's attempt to gain 0.1% higher productivity this month and thereby avoid us being in a technical recession.

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/fefc589a-7a4a-11e1-9c77-...

registered users only, so...

Here you go

Still can't view it

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And this is why paywalls are stupid.

[Astra Dan]

I've been lucky. I normally fill at Sainsbury's when we do the food shop, but it was queuing out the car park. Esso on the way home had a queue on the road, but only for the two rows of pumps nearest the road. Simply drove past them all to a pump where the guy was just finishing and was paying at the pump, too.
A tank gets me 3 commutes; hope it settles down by Wednesday.

[s2ooz]

Astra Dan said:

I've been lucky. I normally fill at Sainsbury's when we do the food shop..
A tank gets me 3 commutes

Not sure jamie oliver pies are very efficient or good for the engine..?

[so called]

Why dont I feel much sympathy for the woman that got burned when she was decanting petrol in her kitchen ?!!!?

[slipstream 1985]

don't panic

[slipstream 1985]

slipstream 1985 said:

don't panic

PANIC

corrected that for myself

[Graebob]

But there was never going to be a strike in the first place, it was just a rumour. The guys striking had to give 7 days notice, which they never gave.

This news will not affect any of the feckless retards who are panic buying (and indeed has not, if the evidence at my local Tesco forecourt at lunchtime is anything to go by).

Edited by Graebob on Friday 30th March 15:04

[s2ooz]

slipstream 1985 said:

PANIC

corrected that for myself

im starting to panic that i'm not panicking...