Top of the cocks!
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StevieB

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777 posts

173 months

Monday 9th April 2012
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Ok, ok, this is one to start an argument on a bank holiday. What is top of the "cock mobile" charts right now? Come on, the ones that are driven always in a way to infuriate!!

Candidates---Audis, BMW 3 series, Any Range Rover Sport, X5, boy racer Honda civics....even old Volvo estates...

come on people, what are your nominations? Has Audi finally overtaken BMW?!

crazy about cars

4,454 posts

194 months

Monday 9th April 2012
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you forgotten Porsches.... top cock there for sure.

thinfourth2

32,414 posts

229 months

Monday 9th April 2012
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And Nissian Micras


EDLT

15,421 posts

231 months

Monday 9th April 2012
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A Citroen Xsara Picasso with private hire plates. Although these are gradually being replaced with Zafiras.

loftylad

309 posts

254 months

Monday 9th April 2012
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Peugeots, big ones.


Oh, and Audi A3's. rolleyes

VR6 Turbo

2,700 posts

179 months

Monday 9th April 2012
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and anything 'VIP'ed' or 'stanced'

VR

J4CKO

46,197 posts

225 months

Monday 9th April 2012
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crazy about cars said:
you forgotten Porsches.... top cock there for sure.
Despite now having an old one and perhaps biased, I can't say I ever had much cause to dislike Porsche drivers antics, even Cayennes, for a huge SUV seem to be driven well, unlike some of the others.

Dalto123

3,203 posts

188 months

Monday 9th April 2012
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I would say Audi A3's and A4's.

2 sMoKiN bArReLs

31,862 posts

260 months

Monday 9th April 2012
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scratchchin Passats & Peugeots..mostly 205s in my experience biggrin

McClure

2,173 posts

171 months

Monday 9th April 2012
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I don't think there is a "top cock" car at the moment, it seems evenly balanced between Audi and BMW. However if they're driving either an X5 or Q7 there's a high probability they'll be a cock.

I find the majority of Porsche drivers are not cocks these days, although obvioulsy you get the odd one, often found on the M11/A14 to and from Peterborough. wink

falkster

4,258 posts

228 months

Monday 9th April 2012
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crazy about cars said:
you forgotten Porsches.... top cock there for sure.
What sort of Porsche driver?

falkster

4,258 posts

228 months

Monday 9th April 2012
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VR6 Turbo said:
and anything 'VIP'ed' or 'stanced'

VR
7x13 chromed alloys with 175s stretched to within an inch of its life!!

jamei303

3,043 posts

181 months

Monday 9th April 2012
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Silver Vectra

Baz Tench

5,648 posts

215 months

Monday 9th April 2012
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I could have been accused of this on Saturday morning I suppose. Bank holiday weekends bring out all the clueless dawdlers and the M5/M6 was no exception.

I did 'hustle' a few people out of the way a bit in the M3. hehe

I just wish people would wake up and stop bloody lane-hogging!

cuprabob

18,617 posts

239 months

Monday 9th April 2012
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2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:
scratchchin Passats & Peugeots..mostly 205s in my experience biggrin
In total agreement :-)

AndyBrew

2,774 posts

244 months

Monday 9th April 2012
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Any people carrier.

FlauM

380 posts

178 months

Monday 9th April 2012
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Vauxhall insignia drivers are getting worse! As are the new ford mondeo drivers with their "sleek" DRLs

Disco You

3,742 posts

205 months

Monday 9th April 2012
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Audi A3

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Jimmy No Hands

5,071 posts

181 months

Monday 9th April 2012
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Definitely those derv Insignia company cars.

Corsair7

20,911 posts

272 months

Monday 9th April 2012
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Get out of mu fu**kin way. In fact, get off my f**kin road, you peasants....

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