Worst car you have owned
Worst car you have owned
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deltashad

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6,731 posts

218 months

Tuesday 10th April 2012
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We're all good at telling everyone what great cars we've owned or own but what about the secrets?
What's lurking in your dodgy history you've kept locked away and don't tell anyone about?

I've had a few dodgy cars but the worst was one of these.
I stripped my motorbike and resprayed the frame, put it back together and it wouldn't run. My workshop manager asked me to swap it for a base model beige Cavalier. I needed a car for dumping at the airport so thought, why not.
It had about 1 months MOT left, but, it was a minter. I ran it around with utter embarrassment, I really felt uncomfortable being associated with it. I took it for an MOT and it failed with the floor being made of fibre-glass.
It was gonna cost three times the value of the car to fix it.
My friends and I saw her off in a very interesting manner re-enacting the Dukes of Hazard.



LawrenceF

163 posts

235 months

Tuesday 10th April 2012
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deltashad said:
We're all good at telling everyone what great cars we've owned or own but what about the secrets?

My friends and I saw her off in a very interesting manner re-enacting the Dukes of Hazard.
Did a picture of it in mid air end up in a car magazine at the time by any chance??

zygalski

7,759 posts

166 months

Tuesday 10th April 2012
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Clio 182.
Melting steering wheel not covered by Renault, trim fit & finish is better on my 20 year-old Astra, stupid driving position, paper-thin panels, inept main dealers charging ludicrous prices.
I'm sure I could think of more if I could gather the enthusiasm.
On the plus side, it went like stink.

whoami

13,171 posts

261 months

Tuesday 10th April 2012
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SL55 AMG

marcus85

152 posts

170 months

Tuesday 10th April 2012
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1996 1.4 Tigra. Awful

DanDC5

19,726 posts

188 months

Tuesday 10th April 2012
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LawrenceF said:
deltashad said:
We're all good at telling everyone what great cars we've owned or own but what about the secrets?

My friends and I saw her off in a very interesting manner re-enacting the Dukes of Hazard.
Did a picture of it in mid air end up in a car magazine at the time by any chance??
If it's the same one I'm thinking of that was a Sierra.

vixen1700

27,467 posts

291 months

Tuesday 10th April 2012
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1969 Rover P5B Coupe, swear that car was haunted. frown

mini me

1,449 posts

214 months

Tuesday 10th April 2012
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I once owned an Austin Ambassador.

the shame!

Chr1sch

2,592 posts

214 months

Tuesday 10th April 2012
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By a mile a Mk3 Astra - utter crap

hondafanatic

4,969 posts

222 months

Tuesday 10th April 2012
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whoami said:
SL55 AMG
Gooooo ooon...

(Not doubting, just being nosey smile )

silverthorn2151

6,352 posts

200 months

Tuesday 10th April 2012
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Well, I did initially think of the Datsun Sunny I had for a while a few years ago which I got for the kids as a £100 runabout. Ended up using it as a station car myself as well.

Then I thought, it started every time, I didn't lift the bonnet in 2 years, the heater worked, it was so unappealing that you could leave it anywhere unlocked and no-one would steal it. On that basis, I wish I still had it!

And then I remembered my Fiat Strada. Now I do confess to having been a bit of a Fiat chap in the past but yee gods that was horrid. I'd still like a 130tc Abarth version though!

Corsair7

20,911 posts

268 months

Tuesday 10th April 2012
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Vauxhaul Frontera 2.4 petrol - the LWB one.

Utter ste, kept it two weeks, rejected it via the finance company.

boobles

15,251 posts

236 months

Tuesday 10th April 2012
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A3 DSG Sport thing. Boring & unreliable!

Chris71

21,548 posts

263 months

Tuesday 10th April 2012
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Not sure I've ever owned a truly bad car.

My E30 BMW 320i was monumentally unreliable, but that's probably par for the course for £350. Likewise, my Sylva Leader was hugely impractical and almost as unreliable as the BMW, but that was a 1980s kit car built with 1970s Fiat bits so, again, it wasn't really any less than I'd signed up for... biggrin

kayzee

3,253 posts

202 months

Tuesday 10th April 2012
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zygalski said:
Clio 182.
Melting steering wheel not covered by Renault, trim fit & finish is better on my 20 year-old Astra, stupid driving position, paper-thin panels, inept main dealers charging ludicrous prices.
I'm sure I could think of more if I could gather the enthusiasm.
On the plus side, it went like stink.
Funnily enough at one point in time I would have said the same... however I'm now on my second one and loving it!

I think most people's worst would be their first, but looking over that it's got to be my Punto GT really. Still, what did I expect for £800?

JAHetfield

443 posts

170 months

Tuesday 10th April 2012
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Vauxhall Corsa, Vauxhall Astra, Vauxhall Cavalier

See a trend?

Honk

2,005 posts

224 months

Tuesday 10th April 2012
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Ford Orion Ghia (ex daily rental...)
Land Rover Freelander 1.8 xei

crocodile tears

755 posts

167 months

Tuesday 10th April 2012
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hondafanatic said:
whoami said:
SL55 AMG
Gooooo ooon...

(Not doubting, just being nosey smile )
I'm betting bills/unreliability as well as it being lardy

jimnicebutdim

374 posts

176 months

Tuesday 10th April 2012
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My (allegedly) British Racing Green W-Reg Vauxhall Vectra. It actually reminded me of my ex-wife. Ugly, drunk to much, made lots of noise but didn't do much, unreliable, emotionless, and constantly had a strange aroma despite constant cleaning. In fact, it's only positive (for the car, not the ex) was a really big boot!
Oh, and just like the ex-wife, it was cheap and I was glad to see it leave my life
smile

Rotary Madness

2,285 posts

207 months

Tuesday 10th April 2012
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Rover Mini Cooper, rusty peice of st.