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VR6 Turbo

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2,683 posts

175 months

Tuesday 10th April 2012
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http://www.closeronline.co.uk/RealLife/Reallifesto...

At least he wont be passing his DNA on! Why on this earth you would pose for a picture is beyond me.


Ps It was sent to me, I don't read this crap normally.

VR

Cupramax

10,888 posts

273 months

Tuesday 10th April 2012
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Was it sent to you nearly 2 years ago wink

Shaw Tarse

31,821 posts

224 months

Tuesday 10th April 2012
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Nearly 2 year old "story"
First person to post "that pic" of a man & a Range Rover will get binned

BorkFactor

7,278 posts

179 months

Tuesday 10th April 2012
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"Jordan’s mum, Debbie, 53, doesn’t know about her son’s habit "

Well, she does now!

yikes

k15tox

1,680 posts

202 months

Tuesday 10th April 2012
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Watched program on this a while back.

Some guys who loved 'having sex with cars' met up and discussed there obsession.

While they were sleeping at a hotel, one of them came out in the dead of the night and pulled his pisser all over the other blokes car. He even left some jizz on the wheel.

Very disturbing viewing.

dave stew

1,502 posts

188 months

Tuesday 10th April 2012
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If it was a chavved up job with a drainpipe exhaust, would the car be a slag with a 'clown's pocket'?

VR6 Turbo

Original Poster:

2,683 posts

175 months

Tuesday 10th April 2012
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Cupramax said:
Was it sent to you nearly 2 years ago wink
one of my mates today on face book, I am the resident petrol head among my mates so they like to abuse me for it!

VR

VR6 Turbo

Original Poster:

2,683 posts

175 months

Tuesday 10th April 2012
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k15tox said:
Watched program on this a while back.

Some guys who loved 'having sex with cars' met up and discussed there obsession.

While they were sleeping at a hotel, one of them came out in the dead of the night and pulled his pisser all over the other blokes car. He even left some jizz on the wheel.

Very disturbing viewing.
no way that was aired on TV even after the watershed?

VR

andrewrob

2,913 posts

211 months

Tuesday 10th April 2012
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k15tox said:
Watched program on this a while back.

Some guys who loved 'having sex with cars' met up and discussed there obsession.

While they were sleeping at a hotel, one of them came out in the dead of the night and pulled his pisser all over the other blokes car. He even left some jizz on the wheel.

Very disturbing viewing.
I remember that program, it wasn't the other blokes car it was the crews hire car!

Dave Hedgehog

15,622 posts

225 months

Tuesday 10th April 2012
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pretty tame by internet standards smile

k15tox

1,680 posts

202 months

Tuesday 10th April 2012
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VR6 Turbo said:
no way that was aired on TV even after the watershed?

VR
They showed the 'substance' on the wheel.

That was about it.


ZOLLAR

19,914 posts

194 months

Tuesday 10th April 2012
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I would hate to be standing behind the exhaust if a blow back occured..

bigandclever

14,181 posts

259 months

Tuesday 10th April 2012
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VR6 Turbo said:
k15tox said:
Watched program on this a while back.

Some guys who loved 'having sex with cars' met up and discussed there obsession.

While they were sleeping at a hotel, one of them came out in the dead of the night and pulled his pisser all over the other blokes car. He even left some jizz on the wheel.

Very disturbing viewing.
no way that was aired on TV even after the watershed?

VR
Like it says, "See Jordan in My Car Is My Lover – Strangelove, 10pm, 28 May on Five."

Anyway, it's at least 4 years old smile

JollyGrnMonster

887 posts

218 months

Tuesday 10th April 2012
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Shaw Tarse said:
Nearly 2 year old "story"
First person to post "that pic" of a man & a Range Rover will get binned
Pmsl

Ikemi

8,597 posts

226 months

Tuesday 10th April 2012
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rofl

Jordan Witham said:
“When I told my dad I was sexually attracted to my car, he just said that there are lots of different people out there who are attracted to lots of different things.
I bet that was said with a dead-pan, almost distant look, in that his Dad has responded to his confession, but not quite processed it. Then, several days later, he explodes.

Jordan Witham said:
Jordan says: “I just knew she was a ‘girl’ car and I named her Ingo."
As in, ingoesmycock?