Panic buy Minis!!! Workers may strike over full bladders...
Panic buy Minis!!! Workers may strike over full bladders...
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HON2A

Original Poster:

446 posts

192 months

Thursday 12th April 2012
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'If you need to go to the loo during your shift, you have to put up your hand. Sometimes they are relieved by the team leader, sometimes not"

Selective relief by BMW team leaders?

And a BMW spokesman stated,

"There is absolutely no evidence that dustbins have been used for anything other than their intended purpose"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2128635/BM...

To be read whilst listening to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI

miniman

29,073 posts

283 months

Thursday 12th April 2012
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British workers in forgetting about what killed the UK car industry and complaining about having to adopt the work practices that have made Germany dominant shocker.

crofty1984

16,725 posts

225 months

Thursday 12th April 2012
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Surely it makes sense to not have a production line stop every half hour for 5 minutes whilst someone has a wee? 20 people on a line, 5 minute break in production and you've lost over an hour and a half per day. I don't know the rate at which the cars come off the end, but I bet you've lost a couple of vehicle's worth of production there.

Fittster

20,120 posts

234 months

Thursday 12th April 2012
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miniman said:
British workers in forgetting about what killed the UK car industry and complaining about having to adopt the work practices that have made Germany dominant shocker.
German firms give unions more power. Maybe that's where the UK is going wrong.

telecat

8,528 posts

262 months

Thursday 12th April 2012
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BMW Workers on 8 hour shift with 50 mins of Paid breaks. Mini Workers on 11 hour shift with 53 Mins of Paid breaks and a one hour unpaid lunch break. Only thing missing is the number of days worked but if it's 4 for Mini and five for BMW it's nip and tuck. If it's five days for both then what are BMW complaining about? As for Toilet breaks then it seems that they need to get a grip wink . If it isn't organised effectively then yes the workers will have a problem.

Edited by telecat on Thursday 12th April 12:34

XitUp

7,690 posts

225 months

Thursday 12th April 2012
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HON2A said:
To be read whilst listening to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI
Haha, I love that.

Also, I have that t-shirt.

900T-R

20,406 posts

278 months

Thursday 12th April 2012
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Oi, I've got one on order! May I gently suggest they stop pi55ing about and get on with it... bowtie

getmecoat

Tuvra

7,926 posts

246 months

Thursday 12th April 2012
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Ford have "floaters" on the Jaguar/LR engine line rofl

In a non childish way, basically someone that wonders about and steps in as and when needed i.e. toilet breaks. Guys on the line then take advantage of this and go for 20 min sts, the "floater" usually appreciates this as hes bored anyway.

LukeSi

5,780 posts

182 months

Thursday 12th April 2012
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To be honest having to put their hand up is entirely sensible. So that someone else can step in to cover while they use the toilet. Wouldn't exactly be good if the workers randomly wandered off for a piss.

Edited by LukeSi on Thursday 12th April 15:57

Liokault

2,837 posts

235 months

Thursday 12th April 2012
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Two threads on possible strikes at MINI running at the same time? BMW gearing up to move production?

HON2A

Original Poster:

446 posts

192 months

Thursday 12th April 2012
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Update... Minis on production line to be fitted with "pee holders" until talks between management and unions next month



Also the Mini branded "Grosses Fäkalien Halter"...




Edited by HON2A on Thursday 12th April 13:32

hyperblue

2,848 posts

201 months

Thursday 12th April 2012
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LukeSi said:
To be honest having to put their hand up is entirely sensible. That was someone else can step in to cover while they use the toilet. Wouldn't exactly be good if the workers randomly wandered off for a piss.
This probably explains the built quality of previous British cars.