Funny eBay auction

[englisharcher]

Nice one for meat and potato in pastry lock opening devices

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewIte...

[BorkFactor]

Haha that is very good!

[mat777]

[quote] we've fixed two nice new plastic fascia sides to it so you could have your own signs made like "My big fat gypsy scrap" or "Dave's scrap collection" or "Lead on your roof? We'll rob it, we don't give a fk if you get wet". The possibilities are endless
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[Jayyylo]

haha brilliant. Why are so many people complaining about dishonest sellers? This one seems spot on.

[Eighteeteewhy]

Q: Dat a foine lookin truck to be sure. How many o moi ponies do ye tink it'll take? She won't let me keep the feckers in dat dere living room nah more to be sure...

A:  Yer can fit many ponies in de van. yer cud remove de engine, fill it wi' concrete an' den scrap it. den de nicker from de scrap can buy a smaller pony, use de wee fecker as de engine. saves lashings av petrol nicker too

[vit4]

love it. Not many of these are actually funny but that is class!

[anonymous-user]

vit4 said:

love it. Not many of these are actually funny but that is class!

[HON2A]

Shocking. I've asked e-bay to pull it.

E-Bay used to be such a respectable place, why must everything go downhill?

[Turbodiesel1690]

Genuinely funny one that

[stowey1984]

Great ad!

Love the rust coloured door. mmmm rusty goodness.

[donutsina911]

HON2A said:

Shocking. I've asked e-bay to pull it.

E-Bay used to be such a respectable place, why must everything go downhill?

Seriously? I hope you're joking.

[mat777]

donutsina911 said:

HON2A said:

Shocking. I've asked e-bay to pull it.

E-Bay used to be such a respectable place, why must everything go downhill?

Seriously? I hope you're joking.

+1... who made you the internet taste police?

[RallyeMike]

HON2A said:

Shocking. I've asked e-bay to pull it.

E-Bay used to be such a respectable place, why must everything go downhill?

If your being serious, you sad bd

[Snowboy]

HON2A said:

Shocking. I've asked e-bay to pull it.

E-Bay used to be such a respectable place, why must everything go downhill?

Gravity.

[Flying Fish]

Irish translation or the advert said:

de most we loaded on it wus raun 12 tonnes av rubble. Dats 8 tonnes of scrap metal to you and me.

Brilliant.

[ashleyqprw12]

This is very good! :P Not sure it beats the MINT GREEN Focus though..

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewIte...

Old but love it every time