Abandoned Car - What to do
Abandoned Car - What to do
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Ocean

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123 posts

253 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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I live in a block of flats, about 15 or so in the block.

Each flat has its own designated space and in addition theere are 2 'visitors' spaces.

Typically these are used by residents on a first come first served basis for their second car.

For the last 6 (ish) weeks a manky black Fiesta has been parked in the same place and never moved.

I know that this car belongs to a group of people living in a shared house across the other side of the street. They have obviously decided to park it on private property, in the hope nobody can trace who actually owns it.

So my question is what do we do?

Might sound daft but the house is lived in by a group of younger, erm.......not overly nice approachable looking types. They have a staffordshire and tattoos! I'm laughing reading my description of them. Sorry.

I don't particularly want to approach them as I can already imagine how it will go.

What do we reckon?

cocopop

1,300 posts

227 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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You could blow it up.

Extreme, but effective.

chryslerben

1,248 posts

181 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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3am and towrope come to mind.

Zeemax_Mini

1,235 posts

273 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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Police/council?

Dom

Ocean

Original Poster:

123 posts

253 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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The Police council seems appropriate but......

My question really is whether anybody knows what the situation is with this being private property?

Will anybody be interested or am I setting fire to it?


getawayturtle

3,560 posts

196 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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Smash one of the windows and spray the interior with pigs blood.
Keep us updated.

RemyMartin

6,759 posts

227 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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Dial 101 and tell the police (non emergency)

martin84

5,366 posts

175 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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RemyMartin said:
Dial 101 and tell the police (non emergency)
If its on private land they'll do fk all and tell you to phone the council.

Ocean

Original Poster:

123 posts

253 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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How easy is it get hold of pig's blood and how much do I need.


RemyMartin

6,759 posts

227 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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martin84 said:
If its on private land they'll do fk all and tell you to phone the council.
Set it on fire and ring the fire brigade....

cocopop

1,300 posts

227 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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getawayturtle said:
Smash one of the windows and spray the interior with pigs blood.
Keep us updated.
RemyMartin said:
Dial 101 and tell the police (non emergency)
Combine these, then it won't be a civil matter.

getawayturtle

3,560 posts

196 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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Ocean said:
How easy is it get hold of pig's blood and how much do I need.
I'm sure a butcher will help you. Or your local slaughterhouse. And just enough to fill a super soaker up with.

SonicShadow

2,452 posts

176 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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As its on private property, Police will tell you its a civil matter (unless its leaking petrol or something). If you know who's it is, ask them to move it. If they will not move it, speak to the land owner, or whoever looks after the car park.

What you absolutely must not do as it would be very naughty to do so is acquire some extra hands to move the car onto the public highway, and call it in as abandoned, and definitely do not plonk it on some nearby double yellows.

AndyT77

1,755 posts

184 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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If it isn't parked in your designated bay i'd leave it well alone, get on with your life and stop worrying too much.

If it is in your bay, i'd borrow a bigger dog than a Staffordshire, hire some of those full sleeve tattoo thingies from a fancy dress shop, go round to their house and batter them into submission.

getawayturtle

3,560 posts

196 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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cocopop said:
Combine these, then it won't be a civil matter.
hehe

SonicShadow

2,452 posts

176 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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cocopop said:
Combine these, then it won't be a civil matter.
Council will do sweet FA unless its council owned land.

Sam1990

398 posts

189 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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Sneak an official looking local authority letter through the letterbox (early morning if you're worried about getting caught, sounds like they won't be up in time for work) saying their car is parked illigally and will be towed then impounded at the cost of X per day with an initial fine of X. Will probably have more effect than the council. Pretty unlikely they'll know the law so to them it could be plausible.

Failing that just trash it and hope they decide to get rid.

Edited by Sam1990 on Thursday 26th April 16:26

SVX

2,188 posts

233 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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I'd instigate a small fuel leak and phone the fire brigade on a non-emergency number.

RJP001

1,138 posts

172 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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Is it taxed & insured?

hairyben

8,516 posts

205 months

Thursday 26th April 2012
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I'd have thoght a letter (annon. I guess) through the letterbox of the owners informing them the car will be reported as abandoned and removed if it not moved. Doubt they'll be any the wiser.