Moronic, yet funny ebay ad...

[ge0rge]

For the lulz !

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/170826562785?ru=http%3A%...

3.5 to 60 mind and 90 MPG !!!!

Please, call him up and ask him HOW?!

[bigdom]

Now that's the funniest ebay as in ages

[Bohally]

Must be remapped.

[not260]

Wow the 335d must be a veyron beater.

[Fox-]

It could only be a 320d ES couldnt it, the worst model in the range. Loving the fact it was such a low spec example it didnt even have buttons on the steering wheel.

[jamoor]

I wonder if he had the flux capacitor rebuilt as they tend to go on those.

[okie592]

xenon headlights, oh wait thats just HIDS

[juliethotel]

merging and overtaking is a breeze!

its a sports car that costs little to run and maintain!

[Fox-]

okie592 said:

xenon headlights, oh wait thats just HIDS

HID's are Xenons. What you mean is that its just a bodged aftermarket kit in a reflector lense.

[Bohally]

Fox- said:

It could only be a 320d ES couldnt it, the worst model in the range. Loving the fact it was such a low spec example it didnt even have buttons on the steering wheel.

Probably didn't come with indicators either to be fair

[cheadle hulme]

Bohally said:

Probably didn't come with indicators either to be fair

Ladies and Gentlemen, please give a warm welcome the forum to Mr Jasper Carrot!

[Mr2Mike]

3.5s 0-60mph He's written it twice so seems unlikely to be a simple typo.

[gr88]

of course you can do 0-60 in 3.5 seconds

drive off the white cliffs of dover............

[onyx39]

It's very economical because it runs on a new fuel called "deisel". Clearly.

[smiffy180]

Just for fun ive emailed him about the car and 0-60

[juliethotel]

'For a car that can do 0-60 in 3.5 seconds and still give you 90mpg is a drivers dream come true'


nah, just a dream

[Mini1275]

The worrying thing is that I think he actually believes it will do 90MPG and 3.5 to 60.

It doesn't seem like a joke or typo.

[Rawwr]

Well I was considering an F40 but now that I know this is available, I might just have to reconsider.

[Corsair7]

0-60 in 3.5 seconds..... I assume thats KPH? Although I'd guess it wouldnt do that either....

[smiffy180]

Just got a message back from him:

"Hi Benji

Thanks for pointed this out for me. Actually I asked my younger brother to type up the auction for me as I was busy, I will fix the mistakes. Cheers.

- togakure_enterprises"