The unsavoury things you've done in your car game
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Basically, add up the totals and the winner gets an air freshener tree – and a wide birth.
1. Someone else vomits in your car - 5 points
2. You vomit in your car - 10 points
3. Someone else urinates on your car - 10 points
4. You urinate on your car - 15 points
5. Someone else urinates IN your car - 15 points
6. You urinate in your car - 25 points
7. Someone else poos on your car - 20 points
8. You poo on your car - 40 points
9. Someone else poos in your car - 50 points
10. You poo in your car - 50 points
11. A lady friend bleeds in your car - 5 points
12. You bleed in your car - 15 points (11 & 12 are reversed if you're the fairer sex)
13. You have "one off the wrist" from someone else - 5 points
14. You have "one off the wrist" by yourself - 25 points
15. Someone else has "one off the wrist" - 15 points
16. Stranger has "one off the wrist" - 30 points
17. You partake in oral delights - 5 points
18. Stranger has oral delights without you involved - 40 points
19. You have coitus - 10 points
20. Someone else has coitus - 15 points
21. Stranger has coitus without you involved - 50 points
Bonus points are on offer for good descriptions of memorable times of rancidness.
Inspired by me redecorating my suit, my steering wheel, my windscreen and parts of Peterborough with my vomit this morning.
I have a surprisingly low number of 300.
1. Someone else vomits in your car - 5 points
2. You vomit in your car - 10 points
3. Someone else urinates on your car - 10 points
4. You urinate on your car - 15 points
5. Someone else urinates IN your car - 15 points
6. You urinate in your car - 25 points
7. Someone else poos on your car - 20 points
8. You poo on your car - 40 points
9. Someone else poos in your car - 50 points
10. You poo in your car - 50 points
11. A lady friend bleeds in your car - 5 points
12. You bleed in your car - 15 points (11 & 12 are reversed if you're the fairer sex)
13. You have "one off the wrist" from someone else - 5 points
14. You have "one off the wrist" by yourself - 25 points
15. Someone else has "one off the wrist" - 15 points
16. Stranger has "one off the wrist" - 30 points
17. You partake in oral delights - 5 points
18. Stranger has oral delights without you involved - 40 points
19. You have coitus - 10 points
20. Someone else has coitus - 15 points
21. Stranger has coitus without you involved - 50 points
Bonus points are on offer for good descriptions of memorable times of rancidness.
Inspired by me redecorating my suit, my steering wheel, my windscreen and parts of Peterborough with my vomit this morning.
I have a surprisingly low number of 300.
Edited by nayf on Friday 11th May 09:59
nayf said:
1. Someone else vomits in your car - 5 points
2. You vomit in your car - 10 points
3. Someone else urinates on your car - 10 points
4. You urinate on your car - 15 points
5. Someone else urinates IN your car - 15 points
6. You urinate in your car - 25 points
7. Someone else poos on your car - 20 points
8. You poo on your car - 40 points
9. Someone else poos in your car - 50 points
10. You poo in your car - 50 points
11. A lady friend bleeds in your car - 5 points
12. You bleed in your car - 15 points (11 & 12 are reversed if you're the fairer sex)
13. You have "one off the wrist" from someone else - 5 points
14. You have "one off the wrist" by yourself - 25 points
15. Someone else has "one off the wrist" - 15 points
16. Stranger has "one off the wrist" - 30 points
17. You partake in oral delights - 5 points
18. Stranger has oral delights without you involved - 40 points
19. You have coitus - 10 points
20. Someone else has coitus - 15 points
21. Stranger has coitus without you involved - 50 points
Wow. You really are disgusting.2. You vomit in your car - 10 points
3. Someone else urinates on your car - 10 points
4. You urinate on your car - 15 points
5. Someone else urinates IN your car - 15 points
6. You urinate in your car - 25 points
7. Someone else poos on your car - 20 points
8. You poo on your car - 40 points
9. Someone else poos in your car - 50 points
10. You poo in your car - 50 points
11. A lady friend bleeds in your car - 5 points
12. You bleed in your car - 15 points (11 & 12 are reversed if you're the fairer sex)
13. You have "one off the wrist" from someone else - 5 points
14. You have "one off the wrist" by yourself - 25 points
15. Someone else has "one off the wrist" - 15 points
16. Stranger has "one off the wrist" - 30 points
17. You partake in oral delights - 5 points
18. Stranger has oral delights without you involved - 40 points
19. You have coitus - 10 points
20. Someone else has coitus - 15 points
21. Stranger has coitus without you involved - 50 points
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