Back seat driver

[Ari]

On a trip with the bird and her mother and after driving half way am now related to the back seat. Can't remember the last time I sat in the back of a car.

Anyway, bored now. Apart from continually asking "are we nearly there yet?" is there anything else I should be doing, or maybe helpful tips I should be offering, that kind of thing?

[OldJohnnyYen]

Keep banging the back of the seat.

[soda]

'Mind the cyclist'
'Watch that car turning right'
'Don't get to close to the kerb'

Possibilities are endless, you may end up walking though.

[matthias73]

Convince her the car is an automatic, I will send you a pie if you manage it.

[ezi]

Crafty wk?

[jackh707]

when we were younger we used to sneak the handbrake on when stuck in traffic, then convince the driver he'd forgotten to pull it off.
I do not condone such behaviour but it is amusing.

[Steameh]

Convince her to try heel toe changes

[speedtwelve]

Go quiet suddenly, then announce "I think I'm going to be si..." before shouting soup all over the Mother in-law.

[Ari]

Tried a crafty wk but they objected when I lit a cigarette afterwards

[Ari]

jackh707 said:

when we were younger we used to sneak the handbrake on when stuck in traffic, then convince the driver he'd forgotten to pull it off.
I do not condone such behaviour but it is amusing.

When I were a lad and was left in the car for five mins I'd put the radio on full, wipers on fast and fan on full so it all burst into life when the ignition was switched back on.

Won't work whilst we're going along though...

[SlimRick]

Ask for sweets repeatedly. Find a biro and draw on the leather.

[Ari]

The view from here...

[OldJohnnyYen]

She looks like the honey monster.

[Ari]

You're too kind.

[Ari]

Mega mpg.

[Blib]

Over the speed limit.

[Madness60]

Have you told her you are taking photos for your car obsessed internet 'friends'????

[JackDaniels]

jackh707 said:

when we were younger we used to sneak the handbrake on when stuck in traffic, then convince the driver he'd forgotten to pull it off.
I do not condone such behaviour but it is amusing.

I also don't condone it, but its surprising how easy it is knock the car out of gear when the driver is gently cruising without them noticing until the car starts slowing down with ever increasing revs.

[Ari]

Yup. She's used to me by now...

[Ari]

JackDaniels said:

I also don't condone it, but its surprising how easy it is knock the car out of gear when the driver is gently cruising without them noticing until the car starts slowing down with ever increasing revs.

Good one!

Cant reach from here though.