Seller's Artistis License on the Classified

[sulli]

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/3849086.htm
Since when does the word 'approximately' actually mean 'nowhere near'???
Sorry but an exhaust and remap will not get an S4 to near 400 BHP, lucky to get 350.
I might offer him approximately the asking price, ie. £29.50.

[davepoth]

sulli said:

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/3849086.htm
Since when does the word 'approximately' actually mean 'nowhere near'???
Sorry but an exhaust and remap will not get an S4 to near 400 BHP, lucky to get 350.
I might offer him approximately the asking price, ie. £29.50.

You missed the performance air filter.

HTH.

[anonymous-user]

Simples - he's a nob!

[sulli]

LOL, especially if he drilled some holes in the airbox too, should be good for an extra 30BHP!!

[OldSkoolRS]

Seems this is the new advertising trick on here: Put some dubious power/mpg/performance claims in your advert and get a discussion going on here, so increasing the chance of a buyer reading. See the 700BHP Mk2 Escort thread as well.

Quite a good idea by the seller if it pays off I guess...

[Codswallop]

It's an Audi ffs. You clearly do not have enough imagine™ to understand the source of it's power.

[sulli]

Bugger, have I inadvertently helped advertise? I'd like to think someone who was going to look at it, see this thread first and is a little more informed....