London Fairway Taxis - Am I mental?
London Fairway Taxis - Am I mental?
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JMRGV

Original Poster:

14 posts

167 months

Monday 28th May 2012
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I've got an S2000 which is all well and good, but what about when you want to drive 5 or 6 passengers around?

I need a second car and much prefer something fun (maybe a bit quirky), cheap to insure (due to various S2000 and motorcycle-related historical events...) and a bit practical so as to be a good counter-foil to the S.

Step forward a 1997 London Fairway taxi which has just cropped up for sale near to me. 1997, apparently good motor and ok body work. 350,000 miles and just retired from active service. Only £1,250 asking.

Am I totally mental? This seems to me like a brilliant idea for a year or two but I appreciate that there could be issues like notorious rusting chassis, unobtainable spark plugs and the driving characteristics of a three-wheel shopping trolley which would ultimately make it a much less brilliant idea than it at first appears.

I live in Jersey so journeys are invariably short and the speed limit is 40mph - there are no motorways!

Any experience or thoughts from the massive?

jm

Caulkhead

4,938 posts

181 months

Monday 28th May 2012
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Should be able to drop an LS7 in there, go for it! biggrin

KardioKate

1,584 posts

178 months

Monday 28th May 2012
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Do it. And post pics.

JMRGV

Original Poster:

14 posts

167 months

Monday 28th May 2012
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A bit of research suggests a Nissan 2.7l diesel engine (hence why the spark plugs are unobtainable I suppose!). 350,000 miles is apparently not at all excessive. I will have a look but I suspect I could jam two Hayabusa engines in the bay. Not sure what that will do to my insurance - I probably should declare something like that...

Just remembered that we have the jubilee weekend coming up - I wonder whether I could get the roof painted up in a Union Flag in time for that?

jm

Edited by JMRGV on Monday 28th May 15:26

Caulkhead

4,938 posts

181 months

Monday 28th May 2012
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doogz said:
Taxis run on petrol in London?
They do if you've fitted an LS7, which is kind of the point. . . . . .

The Wookie

14,189 posts

252 months

Monday 28th May 2012
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The chassis is like something from the 1930's, the kinematics are seriously wonky and by all accounts the ride and handling is somewhere between rubbish and dangerous. I'm referring to the new model...

Anyone who's been carted around London knows how lumpy the ride is and how noisy and crude they are.

It could well be an entertaining purchase for tooling around at low speed in, but make no mistake, they are horrid and make the engineering of a Land Rover Defender look like cutting edge technology.

Snowboy

8,028 posts

175 months

Monday 28th May 2012
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I think your more mental for owning an S2000 in Jersey.
You can only legally use Vtec in 1st gear!!!

Get the taxi.
Park at a hotel and when people ask for a ride into town say ‘F**k Off, Do I look like a f**king taxi!!!”

JMRGV

Original Poster:

14 posts

167 months

Monday 28th May 2012
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Snowboy said:
I think your more mental for owning an S2000 in Jersey.
You can only legally use Vtec in 1st gear!!!
My big motorbike does just over twice the speed limit in first gear - happily French roads are only 45mins away...

OzzyR1

6,300 posts

256 months

Monday 28th May 2012
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23K/year doesn't seem a lot for a taxi to me but I suppose those could all be central London miles.

JMRGV

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167 months

Monday 28th May 2012
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OzzyR1 said:
23K/year doesn't seem a lot for a taxi to me but I suppose those could all be central London miles.
Jersey miles (the Island's only 12 miles long), although you're right - still fairly low mileage. The old boy who has it perhaps wasn't working full-time cabbie hours twoards the end of his driving career.

anonymous-user

78 months

Monday 28th May 2012
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JMRGV said:
Snowboy said:
I think your more mental for owning an S2000 in Jersey.
You can only legally use Vtec in 1st gear!!!
My big motorbike does just over twice the speed limit in first gear - happily French roads are only 45mins away...
That's even worse. The Frenchies have got a serious war on speed thing going on at the moment!

JMRGV

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167 months

Monday 28th May 2012
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St John Smythe said:
That's even worse. The Frenchies have got a serious war on speed thing going on at the moment!
But at least I can almost rev it out in first gear!

Dilligaf10

2,431 posts

234 months

Monday 28th May 2012
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Caulkhead said:
Should be able to drop an LS7 in there, go for it! biggrin
Been done already!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhNKG9TizXY

JMRGV

Original Poster:

14 posts

167 months

Monday 28th May 2012
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Just starting to imagine the sound system I could install in the back; I'm thinking a massive old valve amp, turn table and floorstanders.

Gruber

6,313 posts

238 months

Monday 28th May 2012
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Get it bought.

darkyoung1000

2,386 posts

220 months

Monday 28th May 2012
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Some friends and I bought one of these some years back to take to Le Mans (the website's still up if you're interested - www.LeMans-or-Bust.com).

It was slow and uncomfortable and the steering turned out to not be properly connected to the subframe - we did however have a cracking time pretending to be a taxi in various bus lanes etc. as well as going to France in it.

Very easy to work on too!

Cheers,
Tom

JMRGV

Original Poster:

14 posts

167 months

Monday 28th May 2012
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Inspirational Tom; thank you!

JMRGV

Original Poster:

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167 months

Monday 28th May 2012
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Took it for a spin tonight - so much fun. The missus sat in the back as there is no passenger seat. Only a few spots of rust around the body and the motor seemed fine. Owner seems a genuine old chap.

Subject to checking that my insurance company will cover me on it I am buying it tomorrow. Already planning a Union Flag roof for Sunday and wondering where the best place to buy a bowler hat is around here...

Photos to follow.

jm

jamiebae

6,245 posts

235 months

Monday 28th May 2012
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A friend just bought one, very cool, but dreadful and slow to drive.

Enjoy!

Ray Luxury-Yacht

8,918 posts

240 months

Monday 28th May 2012
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Quality.

When I was 8, 9, 10 years old, a school friend's Dad had one and often used to drop us off and pick us up from school. It was very cool indeed. Looked kinda funny on his driveway though?!!