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[007 VXR]

[007 VXR]

Like this one

All you need is David Attenborough saying
" and here is the lesser spotted V8 Vauxhall herd in there natural habitat"

[FreeLitres]

Some kind of Corsa beats Monaro to the pumps?

[007 VXR]

FreeLitres said:

Some kind of Corsa beats Monaro to the pumps?

Ladys 1st

[Jasandjules]

Corsa owner denies being confused...

[ArmaghMan]

They're all much of a muchness really

[slipstream 1985]

shell announce record profits

[xRIEx]

"Rumours that oil reserves will be depleted by 2345 cause panic buying among V8 owners"


Followed by:

"Vauxhall owners confuse '2345' with 'quarter to midnight'"

[M3Charlie]

Just a typical Essex forecourt

[mollytherocker]

The 'VXR Wicked in it bro Club' arrive excitedly with a pound each from their mums to spend on as many sweets as they like.

MTR

[wormburner]

Record sales of Lynx deodorant and three-quarter length trousers were today attributed to migrating gangs of Vauxhall drivers heading for mating grounds in southern and eastern seaside towns. Retailers have been warned to keep stocks of Lonsdale sportswear for the purposes of quelling 'aggro' between rutting males. Should a 'barney' develop, the general public are advised to stay indoors, and switch off ITV.

[Negative Creep]

Government Announces Shock Reduction in National Debt

[Otter Smacker]

The usual strange things suddenly appear where ever Monaro's are seen...

[lee st]

wormburner said:

Record sales of Lynx deodorant and three-quarter length trousers were today attributed to migrating gangs of Vauxhall drivers heading for mating grounds in southern and eastern seaside towns. Retailers have been warned to keep stocks of Lonsdale sportswear for the purposes of quelling 'aggro' between rutting males. Should a 'barney' develop, the general public are advised to stay indoors, and switch off ITV.