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[saleen836]

If you can dechipher/translate the following the job is yours....

http://www.trade-it.co.uk/cars-peugeot-106/region-...

4 sell is my 106gti ol sell cuz los of jub and at got no mony to do the work on it it ol body workin wot need din on as u can c in the pic i had a lot of work did to it like new spary done on the wheels got new brakes on front and bk but thy r not on car yet new bonnet on it it had timing belt and water pump did on it not that log a go it bin lowered 40ml on the front got k&n on it got 4.2.1 manifold and stainles steel exhaust and i got the old 1's 4 wen u get the mot nex it as got mot on it but no tax and i got lods of receipts 4 it to any mor u wont to no giv me a ring or tax

[Oli.]

Haha, can you give me a clue to what language it is?

[VR46]

And to think some say educational standards are higher than ever; shamefull.

[Matthen]

saleen836 said:

4 sell is my 106gti ol sell cuz los of jub and at got no mony to do the work on it it ol body workin wot need din on as u can c in the pic i had a lot of work did to it like new spary done on the wheels got new brakes on front and bk but thy r not on car yet new bonnet on it it had timing belt and water pump did on it not that log a go it bin lowered 40ml on the front got k&n on it got 4.2.1 manifold and stainles steel exhaust and i got the old 1's 4 wen u get the mot nex it as got mot on it but no tax and i got lods of receipts 4 it to any mor u wont to no giv me a ring or tax

For sale is my 106 GTi something
sell because i've lost my job owing to being a bit thick and i've got no money to do all the work that needs doing.

As you can see in the picture I have had a lot of work done, including painting the wheels, purchased new brakes but couldn't be bothered to put them on the car before sale, and I had a new timing belt and water pump done not that long ago. Its been lowered by 40 mm and has a k & n filter on it...

Also has a 4.2.1 manifold and a stainless steel exhaust which is illegal so i've kept the old one so it will pass its mot.

Has no tax but i've got receipt documenting having work done..
(I think that's what they say, but I can't actually read)

Anything else you want to know, telephone me.



Sounds like a good buy

[DJC]

saleen836 said:

If you can dechipher/translate the following the job is yours....

http://www.trade-it.co.uk/cars-peugeot-106/region-...

4 sell is my 106gti ol sell cuz los of jub and at got no mony to do the work on it it ol body workin wot need din on as u can c in the pic i had a lot of work did to it like new spary done on the wheels got new brakes on front and bk but thy r not on car yet new bonnet on it it had timing belt and water pump did on it not that log a go it bin lowered 40ml on the front got k&n on it got 4.2.1 manifold and stainles steel exhaust and i got the old 1's 4 wen u get the mot nex it as got mot on it but no tax and i got lods of receipts 4 it to any mor u wont to no giv me a ring or tax

Dear Sirs.

I'm afraid I have to offer my Peugeot 106 GTi for sale due to the unfortunate loss of my employment.

Sadly, I do not have the required liquidity to carry out the much-needed maintenance to the bodywork. The wheels have been sprayed and whilst I have purchased new brakes, I have not yet found the time to fit them. A new bonnet has recently been fitted, along with a new timing belt and water pump.

The car has been lowered by 40mm and fitted with a K&N filter and a 4-2-1 manifold with stainless exhaust, I believe the term on the street for these mods is 'phat'. That said, i'm not sure on the legality of the modifications, so I will supply the original parts in case it fails it's next MOT.

I'm afraid there is no tax, but if you'd like to hear more, please call me.

[Laurel Green]

Yes, but I'd wager it gets lots of clicks on the advert now.

[Jasandjules]

DJC said:

A new bonnet has recently been fitted, along with a new timing belt and water pump.

PS under no circumstances take this to indicate that the vehicle may have been involved in a minor shunt which has been repaired without use of insurance?!?!!?

[davepoth]

VR46 said:

And to think some say educational standards are higher than ever; shamefull.

The fail is strong with this one.

[McSam]

DJC said:

Dear Sirs.

I'm afraid I have to offer my Peugeot 106 GTi for sale due to the unfortunate loss of my employment.

Sadly, I do not have the required liquidity to carry out the much-needed maintenance to the bodywork. The wheels have been sprayed and whilst I have purchased new brakes, I have not yet found the time to fit them. A new bonnet has recently been fitted, along with a new timing belt and water pump.

The car has been lowered by 40mm and fitted with a K&N filter and a 4-2-1 manifold with stainless exhaust, I believe the term on the street for these mods is 'phat'. That said, i'm not sure on the legality of the modifications, so I will supply the original parts in case it fails it's next MOT.

I'm afraid there is no tax, but if you'd like to hear more, please call me.

Very nice!


But I think you'll find, if you read closely, it's been lowered by forty millilitres

[deltashad]

Socket sets, drill bits, strewn across the garden too. Looks like he's just screwed it together for the photo shoot.

[moreflaps]

DJC said:

saleen836 said:

If you can dechipher/translate the following the job is yours....

http://www.trade-it.co.uk/cars-peugeot-106/region-...

4 sell is my 106gti ol sell cuz los of jub and at got no mony to do the work on it it ol body workin wot need din on as u can c in the pic i had a lot of work did to it like new spary done on the wheels got new brakes on front and bk but thy r not on car yet new bonnet on it it had timing belt and water pump did on it not that log a go it bin lowered 40ml on the front got k&n on it got 4.2.1 manifold and stainles steel exhaust and i got the old 1's 4 wen u get the mot nex it as got mot on it but no tax and i got lods of receipts 4 it to any mor u wont to no giv me a ring or tax

Dear Sirs.

I'm afraid I have to offer my Peugeot 106 GTi for sale due to the unfortunate loss of my employment.

Sadly, I do not have the required liquidity to carry out the much-needed maintenance to the bodywork. The wheels have been sprayed and whilst I have purchased new brakes, I have not yet found the time to fit them. A new bonnet has recently been fitted, along with a new timing belt and water pump.

The car has been lowered by 40mm and fitted with a K&N filter and a 4-2-1 manifold with stainless exhaust, I believe the term on the street for these mods is 'phat'. That said, i'm not sure on the legality of the modifications, so I will supply the original parts in case it fails it's next MOT.

I'm afraid there is no tax, but if you'd like to hear more, please call me.

8/10. Much improvement.

Mistakes: "Mods" -> modifications
"i'm" -> I'm I am
"sure on" -> sure of
"in case it fails" -> in case of it failing, or (better) -> should it fail

HTH

[McSam]

If you're gonna play like that, you missed the use of "it's" for a possessive

[bigandclever]

For that mobile number there are a couple of other ads, including this gem...

set of 5 spokes wheels - 4 sell, Tyres & Alloys, set of 5 spokes bsa wheels 4 sell thy r 4x100 thy cum of a 106 gti thy got a mark on 1 of the wheels it as u can c in pic and to tyres r gd and u u wil need to new 1'z £85, £85.00, Bristol

[Matthen]

bigandclever said:

For that mobile number there are a couple of other ads, including this gem...

set of 5 spokes wheels - 4 sell, Tyres & Alloys, set of 5 spokes bsa wheels 4 sell thy r 4x100 thy cum of a 106 gti thy got a mark on 1 of the wheels it as u can c in pic and to tyres r gd and u u wil need to new 1'z £85, £85.00, Bristol

They "cum" of?... Sounds a bit weird to me...

[Fleckers]

too much scrumpy at a young age me thinks

[ambuletz]

Basically translates into steer clear.

[base]

I think its only been lowered on the front if i am able to translate correctly giving it a "A-Team" stance...............................sweet

[GadgeS3C]

You don't need a translator - just a teenager

A.N. Oldgit

[Smiler.]

Dat kid is well learned, innit.

[catman]

He did manage to spell "Receipt" correctly though!

Tim