Are You Russian?

[H18 ENF]

Evening All,

I'm looking for a fairly quick favour, I've got a press release that I'd quite like translating into Russian by tomorrow morning, it's not long (barely a page of A4) and I really don't fancy using Google translate! I can come across as an idiot on my own, I certainly don't need their help!

Any assistance would be mahussively appreciated.

[fozzymandeus]

Change all the 'V's for 'W's. Job jobbed.

[daemonoid]

No, I just walk quicker than most...














I'll get my coat

[E31Shrew]

Will quickly ask my daughter as she's just finished doing Russian at Uni...BRB

[E31Shrew]

Yup. She'll do her best. Pop it over via pm if thats possible

[H18 ENF]

E31 - Thank you! You have mail!

And the 2 Russian jokes Im afraid to say raised a smile! Damn my childish sense of humour!

[E31Shrew]

I'm so sorry Ben. My fault. I thought it was from Russian to English and not the other way round. Completely misread your post. Sorry. As she's obviously English there is no way she would know whether it's totally correct or not!

Apologies again

[E31Shrew]

Cor blimey...She's going to give it a go. If you find that no papers will print it and Putin is on the phone, you'll know the reason why!

[Birdster]

Bet's on the OP reading something out to a crowd and getting either

A) lynched
B) laughed at
C) stone cold looks and shaking of heads



Seriously good luck. I'd hate to be in your shoes.

[E31Shrew]

Birdster said:

Bet's on the OP reading something out to a crowd and getting either

A) lynched
B) laughed at
C) stone cold looks and shaking of heads

The stress of it! First line done and seems OK!

[Birdster]

Fair play to your daughter. Very kind.

My girlfriend speaks a number of languages. I rely on her. I just nod and smile and act like I have a clue.

[NightRunner]

Just finished uni?








Pics?

[sturobturbo]

NightRunner said:

Just finished uni?








Pics?

Loooools.

[acp11]

NightRunner said:

Just finished uni?








Pics?

dibs

[sturobturbo]

Sind sie deutch?

[E31Shrew]

NightRunner said:

Just finished uni?








Pics?

Oh...OK then...

[anonymous-user]

E31Shrew said:

Oh...OK then...

Classic

[sturobturbo]

acp11 said:

dibs

There's your ride for tonight lol

[TwigtheWonderkid]

E31Shrew said:

Oh...OK then...

Brilliant.

[cpl_payne]

sturobturbo said:

Sind sie deutch?

I'm going to assume (this is the Internet, after all) you're trying to show off, in which case it would be only fair to point out your usage of 'sie' would imply you're asking everyone if they're German, as addressing a particular person would require using a capital letter in 'Sie'.