Christ this is close.

[magnus911]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3e0_1343135421

[Vipers]

Clean knickers, please.......

[FoundOnRoadside]

Thinks not to do at a race track:

1. Stand like a girl with your hands over your eyes, you might get mowed down.
2. See above.

[StottyZr]

It was travelling at about 0.4mph I don't think it would have done any damage if it had hit them!

[r1ch]

Didn't look that close until i saw the slow mo replay. That would of hurt.

[Fastra]

StottyZr said:

It was travelling at about 0.4mph I don't think it would have done any damage if it had hit them!

?
Are these things 4 wheel drive - the front wheels were still turning?
I don't think I'd like to argue with a flailing drive shaft - even at 0.4mph.

[Reardy Mister]

I love the typical flat-out denial of the girls.

By simply putting thier hands over their eyes, they become invincible.

Hopeless creatures but its why we love them.

[Pixelpeep]

i aint even gonna lie to ya, i woz bbm'in chels to tell er i sor er man dwane cheetin' at sugarhut last nyt, e woz all ova dis bun munta'

i aint moovin' coz sum dick cnt control iz van.

innit.

[paulrussell]

Pixelpeep said:

i aint even gonna lie to ya, i woz bbm'in chels to tell er i sor er man dwane cheetin' at sugarhut last nyt, e woz all ova dis bun munta'

i aint moovin' coz sum dick cnt control iz van.

innit.

Can you put that into english please? I don't understand chav speak.

[trackerjack]

Too stupid to live! cannot believe they made no attempt to move away, the bloke has time to run in ang grab one of them. Were they on mobiles or something DUH.

[Pixelpeep]

paulrussell said:

Pixelpeep said:

i aint even gonna lie to ya, i woz bbm'in chels to tell er i sor er man dwane cheetin' at sugarhut last nyt, e woz all ova dis bun munta'

i aint moovin' coz sum dick cnt control iz van.

innit.

Can you put that into english please? I don't understand chav speak.

I am being completely honest, i was in the process of sending a blackberry instant message to my friend, chelsea as i had observed her current romantic interest named dwane being unfaithful in a popular brentwood nightclub called sugar hut. The female that dwane chose to procreate with was not very aesthetically pleasing.

I refuse to change position just because a man i dont know is heading straight for me in a 10 ton monster truck.

[StottyZr]

Pixelpeep said:

paulrussell said:

Pixelpeep said:

i aint even gonna lie to ya, i woz bbm'in chels to tell er i sor er man dwane cheetin' at sugarhut last nyt, e woz all ova dis bun munta'

i aint moovin' coz sum dick cnt control iz van.

innit.

Can you put that into english please? I don't understand chav speak.

I am being completely honest, i was in the process of sending a blackberry instant message to my friend, chelsea as i had observed her current romantic interest named dwane being unfaithful in a popular brentwood nightclub called sugar hut. The female that dwane chose to procreate with was not very aesthetically pleasing.

I refuse to change position just because a man i dont know is heading straight for me in a 10 ton monster truck.

[CAPP0]

Pixelpeep said:

paulrussell said:

Pixelpeep said:

i aint even gonna lie to ya, i woz bbm'in chels to tell er i sor er man dwane cheetin' at sugarhut last nyt, e woz all ova dis bun munta'

i aint moovin' coz sum dick cnt control iz van.

innit.

Can you put that into english please? I don't understand chav speak.

I am being completely honest, i was in the process of sending a blackberry instant message to my friend, chelsea as i had observed her current romantic interest named dwane being unfaithful in a popular brentwood nightclub called sugar hut. The female that dwane chose to procreate with was not very aesthetically pleasing.

I refuse to change position just because a man i dont know is heading straight for me in a 10 ton monster truck.

Translation fail, there are a number of points where a lower-case character should have been corrected to upper-case, and some questionable conversions of commas.

[Pixelpeep]

CAPP0 said:

Translation fail, there are a number of points where a lower-case character should have been corrected to upper-case, and some questionable conversions of commas.

didn't realise punctuation was relevant in translation? - shirley a comma is a comma no matter what language ?

so maybe a failed fail ?

[ohtari]

A comma is indeed a comma, regardless of language.


And don't call me Shirley.

[magnus911]

Can't believe this got moved from motoring news.

[TheEnd]

I love Captain Slow, charging in to protect them after it is all over (and for that matter, the woman who I can only assume thought she might have hit the zoom button on the camera by accident)

[StealthSteve]

Pixelpeep said:

paulrussell said:

Pixelpeep said:

i aint even gonna lie to ya, i woz bbm'in chels to tell er i sor er man dwane cheetin' at sugarhut last nyt, e woz all ova dis bun munta'

i aint moovin' coz sum dick cnt control iz van.

innit.

Can you put that into english please? I don't understand chav speak.

I am being completely honest, i was in the process of sending a blackberry instant message to my friend, chelsea, as i had observed her current romantic interest named dwane being unfaithful in a popular brentwood nightclub called sugar hut. The female that dwane chose to procreate with was not very aesthetically pleasing.

I refuse to change position just because a man i dont know is heading straight for me in a 10 ton monster truck.

EFA. Comma's are an important part of conversation. I'm not capitalising names tho, cba tbh.

[A832]

Jeez, Red. I said park it broadside - not in the broads side!!

[CampDavid]

StottyZr said:

Pixelpeep said:

paulrussell said:

Pixelpeep said:

i aint even gonna lie to ya, i woz bbm'in chels to tell er i sor er man dwane cheetin' at sugarhut last nyt, e woz all ova dis bun munta'

i aint moovin' coz sum dick cnt control iz van.

innit.

Can you put that into english please? I don't understand chav speak.

I am being completely honest, i was in the process of sending a blackberry instant message to my friend, chelsea as i had observed her current romantic interest named dwane being unfaithful in a popular brentwood nightclub called sugar hut. The female that dwane chose to procreate with was not very aesthetically pleasing.

I refuse to change position just because a man i dont know is heading straight for me in a 10 ton monster truck.

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