I'm in Slough and and am bored.

[themanwithnoname]

As the title suggests, I'm on an overnight for work.

The problem: There appears to be naff all to do.

Ladies, Gentlemen, PHers of all ages, suggest something I can do. Good roads/routes etc.

Note: I've done my research and have a large quantity of coke (with a straw) and the locally available hookers look ropey at best.

[s3fella]

Doggin?

[4key]

head east

[themanwithnoname]

s3fella said:

Doggin?

Know any spots?

[Magic919]

Black Park.

But go to Windsor and visit the town instead.

[hornetrider]

I had this dilemma a few times, each time I popped down to Reading to catch a film. Showcase Cinema is just off J10.

[themanwithnoname]

hornetrider said:

I had this dilemma a few times, each time I popped down to Reading to catch a film. Showcase Cinema is just off J10.

Funny you should mention it, I'm just having some filthy chicken next door to the Empire in Queensmere.

[sicarumba]

I think Road Wars is filmed in Slough. See if you can get nicked by Chris and Simon for a section 5 public order offence and subsequently be released without charge.

[themanwithnoname]

Magic919 said:

Black Park.

But go to Windsor and visit the town instead.

Will do, I'm staying in Datchet, anything I should look out for?

[lotuselan7]

My wife' suggests Spearmint Rhino a bit further along he A4 towards Heathrow. Never been myself:-)

[Magic919]

Idiots driving Mercs mostly. Nice Italian restaurant near the car dealer in Datchet worth a visit.

[Zoobeef]

I'm in Doncaster till the end of next week with the square root of fudge all to do.

If anyone has any daughters, cousins, female friends that are in the area let me know.

I'm fine with the no action till the 3rd date thing as well haha. Yes I am that bored

[Magic919]

lotuselan7 said:

My wife' suggests Spearmint Rhino a bit further along he A4 towards Heathrow. Never been myself:-)

It hasn't been called for quite a while. Tantric Blue these days.

[djfaulkner]

themanwithnoname said:

Funny you should mention it, I'm just having some filthy chicken next door to the Empire in Queensmere.

Is that code?

[themanwithnoname]

Zoobeef said:

I'm in Doncaster till the end of next week with the square root of fudge all to do.

If anyone has any daughters, cousins, female friends that are in the area let me know.

I'm fine with the no action till the 3rd date thing as well haha. Yes I am that bored

Well, the wife is in Manchester in the house on here own (i assume) .....

Seriously though, get out of south Yorkshire, and skip over the peaks into Derbyshire, lots of nice roads to play on.

[Zoobeef]

themanwithnoname said:

Well, the wife is in Manchester in the house on here own (i assume) .....

Seriously though, get out of south Yorkshire, and skip over the peaks into Derbyshire, lots of nice roads to play on.

That's all I've been doing since I got back here last Friday. I'm onto my 3rd tank of fuel at £70 a time :/
Its cheaper to pay for a date every night or to just drink haha

[hornetrider]

themanwithnoname said:

Funny you should mention it, I'm just having some filthy chicken next door to the Empire in Queensmere.

I didn't fancy going to the Slough cinema. Mainly because it will be full of people from Slough and also because the car park will be frequented by people from Slough.

If you're there again there is a fab curry house in Farnham Common called Memories of India

[jcremonini]

The best thing you can do in Slough is drive out of it.

[themanwithnoname]

Zoobeef said:

themanwithnoname said:

Well, the wife is in Manchester in the house on here own (i assume) .....

Seriously though, get out of south Yorkshire, and skip over the peaks into Derbyshire, lots of nice roads to play on.

That's all I've been doing since I got back here last Friday. I'm onto my 3rd tank of fuel at £70 a time :/
Its cheaper to pay for a date every night or to just drink haha

fking hell mate, is have sorted you a spare bed if you've been popping over....

[Ozzie Osmond]

Come friendly bombs....

http://www-cdr.stanford.edu/intuition/Slough.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il2rAdNUwb0