Anyone seen any amusing road signs?

[cjb1]

This most likely has been done before but I'll try to revive it. Show pic's of funny road signs, or road signs in funny places.

I remember a few years ago there was a direction sign on a lamp post heading in to Montrose (Angus Scotland? that pointed off the main road down a side road saying "BEACH 1 MILE", below that it read "CARAVAN AND CAMPSIT 1-1/4 MILES"..........it tickled me with a vision of caravaners and other campers floating across the North Sea, I always meant to get a photo of it but never did, it disappeared a few years ago unfortunately.

[Bisonhead]

There are a few in Haverhill for town centre parking that make me chuckle:

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Will edit with a pic later

[SonicShadow]

This one is great when you see it - never yet seen a tank though!

[Perd Hapley]

SonicShadow said:

This one is great when you see it - never yet seen a tank though!

CAUTION: PAN ON STOVE

[LotusOmega375D]

In Germany all roads lead to:

[Bisonhead]

SonicShadow said:

This one is great when you see it - never yet seen a tank though!

Is that at Warcop on the A66?

[cjb1]

Perd Hapley said:

SonicShadow said:

This one is great when you see it - never yet seen a tank though!

CAUTION: PAN ON STOVE

Brilliant!!

[paranoid airbag]

LotusOmega375D said:

In Germany all roads lead to:

First time I was in Germany, I was extremely confused by how big a town Ausfahrt appeared to be. I've seen 2 or 3 exits lead to one town in the uk, but by 4 or 5 it's getting ridiculous for a town I've never heard of...

my (German speaking) sister laughed. A lot.

[cjb1]

LotusOmega375D said:

In Germany all roads lead to:

must be all those frankfarters hey?

[Cookie172]

Quite a few of these near me

[Zoobeef]

SonicShadow said:

This one is great when you see it - never yet seen a tank though!

They are camouflaged, duh!!

[Bisonhead]

cjb1 said:

LotusOmega375D said:

In Germany all roads lead to:

must be all those frankfarters hey?

Or when you leave the front door open and get that unpleasant gust of wind

[SonicShadow]

Perd Hapley said:

CAUTION: PAN ON STOVE

Bisonhead said:

Is that at Warcop on the A66?

Not sure, just google image'd 'tanks road sign'. There are a few around the Yorkshire Dales, which is where I have seen them in person.

[nickbee]

"But shouldn't we conceal its location, Sir?"
"No; that's exactly what they'll be expecting us to do..."

Edited by nickbee on Tuesday 14th August 15:24

[FastRich]

On a banger rally (The Inbetweeners theme) a couple of years ago through Italy/Switzerland, we stumbled across this delightful little village....

[cjb1]

FastRich said:

On a banger rally (The Inbetweeners theme) a couple of years ago through Italy/Switzerland, we stumbled across this delightful little village....

Bloody marvelous chaps, quite in the spirit of the theme!

[Ikemi]

Cookie172 said:

Quite a few of these near me

Badgers are vicious.

[FastRich]

cjb1 said:

Bloody marvelous chaps, quite in the spirit of the theme!

Aye, thank you - we found out when we got home that apparently there was a place not too far from there called Fking however Brits keep stealing the signs!

[LotusOmega375D]

I challenge you to Titter ye not upon seeing this one when you cross the border from Holland into Germany.

[Rawwr]

Give way to pregnant zoo animals: