Drivers worth avoiding

[Rick101]

1. Anybody with eyelashes on their headlights.

[Motown Junk]

1. Anybody with eyelashes on their headlights.
2. Anybody who makes lists.

[Monkeylegend]

Motown Junk said:

1. Anybody with eyelashes on their headlights.
2. Anybody who makes lists.

One is a one liner, two is a list

[1a35]

Monkeylegend said:

Motown Junk said:

1. Anybody with eyelashes on their headlights.
2. Anybody who makes lists.

One is a one liner, two is a list

pedants

[anonymous-user]

People who stereotype drivers based on what they are driving.

[MattOz]

Pastor Maldonado?

[Dave Hedgehog]

MattOz said:

Pastor Maldonado?

lulz

[rohrl]

yellowbentines said:

People who stereotype drivers based on what they are driving.

That'd be everyone then.

People in the sort of narrow, tall and boxy cars which scream "I'm scared of driving". Get stuck behind one of these at a junction and you may as well forget about getting to your destination on time.

[Caulkhead]

Women wearing headscarves.

Drivers with their seat so far forward, if they pull down the sun visor it will go behind their head.

Anyone who isn't disabled but is driving an automatic supermini.

[Major Fallout]

Does that include Lamborghini Murua drivers?

[nottyash]

Anyone who wears a hat in a car

[GadgeS3C]

Major Fallout said:

Does that include Lamborghini Murua drivers?

Only on days like these.

[carlove]

[GadgeS3C]

nottyash said:

Anyone who wears a hat in a car

Unless the car is topless or has large sunroof

[Himself]

Anyone with a tartan blanket on the rear shelf.

[zb]

Any car with an aerial ornament e.g. a mickey mouse head.

[Tonto]

Yoofs with the drivers seat almost horizontal and therefore cant see to the side as their heads are level with the B pillars.

[rohrl]

nottyash said:

Anyone who wears a hat in a car

On occasion I drive my turboed 200bhp+ hatchback wearing a grey tweed trilby or a yellow knitted Beardhead balaclava. I'd probably avoid me.

[Toltec]

Avoiding all drivers is the best way forwards.

Running into them is usually considered to be poor form.

[Leins]

Anyone driving a crash repair courtesy car

And before anyone says it, they were either at fault or unlucky, but always worth avoiding!