What Q car would you have?
What Q car would you have?
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A900ss

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3,310 posts

176 months

Friday 17th August 2012
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If you were looking for a new car, budget not too important, but wanted a very fast car but not to look fast what would you go for?

I'm not suggesting anything for the track, purely for the road.

My first thought is a BMW 550i estate, SE Spec but with full suspension upgrades running on standard 17 or 18 inch wheels. An M5 looks too flash and the 550 isn't that much slower but could look like a cooking 520d (twin tailpipes excepted)


omgus

7,305 posts

199 months

Friday 17th August 2012
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Insignia VXR badged as a diesel. smile

AndyT77

1,755 posts

186 months

Friday 17th August 2012
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Debadged E34 M5 on winter steel wheels (assuming you could get some to fit over the brakes). Oh, it would be tuned somehow too, as i know the power is way down compared to modern rivals.


Blair357ci

1,085 posts

232 months

Friday 17th August 2012
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Mine

Vocal Minority

8,582 posts

176 months

Friday 17th August 2012
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Audi RS6 Avant.

http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/sales/4063554.htm

debadged of course, with optional labrador installed to peer out of the back window at the weak as they dissappear in your wake...

aizvara

2,067 posts

191 months

Friday 17th August 2012
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Blair357ci said:
Mine
His.

A900ss

Original Poster:

3,310 posts

176 months

Friday 17th August 2012
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Blair357ci said:
Mine
Very nice.

But I'd lose the badges.

zedx19

3,022 posts

164 months

Friday 17th August 2012
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Passat W8 -> http://www.pistonheads.com/news/26139.htm
M5 V8 -> http://pistonheads.com/sales/4118493.htm
Peugeot 405 Mi16 -> Good luck finding one!

Prof Prolapse

16,163 posts

214 months

Friday 17th August 2012
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Lotus Carlton.

Dave Hedgehog

15,802 posts

228 months

Friday 17th August 2012
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my R32 was badged 2.0 TDi
my S4 bitrubo was badged A4 1.8 and that was MTM modded smile 620nm


300bhp/ton

41,030 posts

214 months

Friday 17th August 2012
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A900ss said:
If you were looking for a new car, budget not too important, but wanted a very fast car but not to look fast what would you go for?

I'm not suggesting anything for the track, purely for the road.

My first thought is a BMW 550i estate, SE Spec but with full suspension upgrades running on standard 17 or 18 inch wheels. An M5 looks too flash and the 550 isn't that much slower but could look like a cooking 520d (twin tailpipes excepted)
I like Q cars and sleepers. But I just don't understand some peoples take on it.

To most "Jo Public" a new BMW 5 Series is fairly flash. So just don't see why anyone would think them slow. In fact many of these people would be hugely unlikely to even ID an M5 over a regular 5 Series just by looking at it.

To anyone that actually knows about cars or BMW's will know a 550i is rapid and will likely know what an M5 looks like. They'll also know 5 Series can be fast, so again it will be no surprise they are fast.


On this basis something like a 5 Series is an epic fail in every respect as a Q car.

If you want Q car you need a car people don't think would be fast at all, yet is. Or you need something so unknown in the UK that despite it's looks people may not be aware that it could be fast.

troc

4,054 posts

199 months

Friday 17th August 2012
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My S4 is pretty 'Q'. 4 exhausts is less so though.

davidcharles

400 posts

218 months

Friday 17th August 2012
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debadged 335d saloon........possibly chipped as well.......

Speed addicted

6,281 posts

251 months

Friday 17th August 2012
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One of my mates has a black two year old S4 avant. You do get some funny looks from people expecting the usual rep mobile when you go melting past with bikes on the roof and his dog looking out of the boot.

But most people expect the premium German cars to be fast anyway, even if their version of fast is several miles behind what you're actually driving. I've been told that my diesel Audi Q7 is fast by non-car people!


rallycross

13,693 posts

261 months

Friday 17th August 2012
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My 335i is pretty good, but looks even more of a Q car in saloon or touring form.

305 bhp and no spoilers, no badges or grilles etc.

graham22

3,314 posts

229 months

Friday 17th August 2012
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Nissan GTR with 350Z badges.

AndyT77

1,755 posts

186 months

Friday 17th August 2012
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graham22 said:
Nissan GTR with 350Z badges.
Erm, not sure if serious?

Bisonhead

1,596 posts

213 months

Friday 17th August 2012
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NEW car, as per OP...Audi S8 in silver.



Older car as in the best Q-cars - E34 M5 3.8 Estate!


Pesty

42,655 posts

280 months

Friday 17th August 2012
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An e24 6 series fully restored and fitted with a V10 out of the last M5/6 suspension and brakes sorted but left looking standard.

Not sure if that fits everybody description of a q car but IMO not many people would expext a car that old to shift that fast.

Edited by Pesty on Friday 17th August 16:30

Max M4X WW

5,006 posts

206 months

Friday 17th August 2012
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davidcharles said:
debadged 335d saloon........possibly chipped as well.......
Only if SE trim.

My 540i Sport does ok, but I refuse to take the badge off.