Bogeys and new cars

[derektrimblitz]

May seem odd but I was just pondering..

How old would your car need to be before you would wipe a bogey ,say, under your seat. You know ,new cars you flick them out of the window.

While I'm at it have you ever fed abogey to a dog, they love 'em.

[peterbredde]

From very recent experience I say about 2 months. I drop them onto the carpets mats though rather than wiping under seats etc.

For the record I reckon I probably went about a month before farting in her too.

[forks]

Mine is 14 years old and I can't say I could ever bring myself to do that.

The Opel Corsa hire car I dropped off at Alicante last night has a passenger footwell full of 'em though....

[Steve vRS]

Company car driver so before I'd left the dealer forecourt

Steve

[4key]

What is wrong with you? Eat them you fool

[manitou]

note to self never buy a car off a fellow PHer! you dirty bds

[matthias73]

As an advanced driver, both my hands are either on the wheel, or my left hand is briefly disengaged from the wheel, operating the handbrake or gear lever. There is no scope for picking bogies.

[MattyB_]

matthias73 said:

As an advanced driver, both my hands are either on the wheel, or my left hand is briefly disengaged from the wheel, operating the handbrake or gear lever. There is no scope for picking bogies.

Pff...real men steer with their knees so they can pick both nostrils at the same time.

[TheTurbonator]

Picking my nose drives the OH mad, which ironically encourages me to do it more . Never flick them in the car though, I always flick them out the window.

[Alfanatic]

MattyB_ said:

matthias73 said:

As an advanced driver, both my hands are either on the wheel, or my left hand is briefly disengaged from the wheel, operating the handbrake or gear lever. There is no scope for picking bogies.

Pff...real men steer with their knees so they can pick both nostrils at the same time.

Real men can keep both hands on the wheel and still pick their nose

[FraserLFA]

What the fk is wrong with you lot!?

[tinkertaylor]

shouldn't have clicked this thread whilst eating....

buy some kleenex for the car lol

[matthias73]

Alfanatic said:

MattyB_ said:

matthias73 said:

As an advanced driver, both my hands are either on the wheel, or my left hand is briefly disengaged from the wheel, operating the handbrake or gear lever. There is no scope for picking bogies.

Pff...real men steer with their knees so they can pick both nostrils at the same time.

Real men can keep both hands on the wheel and still pick their nose

Impressive length, sir. May I ask how the wife handles it?

[sday12]

Place them on the steering wheel, allow to dry, pick off at your leisure.

[Flibble]

matthias73 said:

Impressive length, sir. May I ask how the wife handles it?

With both hands?

[tinkertaylor]

I think there's already a thread for you guys

http://pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f...

[Alfanatic]

matthias73 said:

Alfanatic said:

MattyB_ said:

matthias73 said:

As an advanced driver, both my hands are either on the wheel, or my left hand is briefly disengaged from the wheel, operating the handbrake or gear lever. There is no scope for picking bogies.

Pff...real men steer with their knees so they can pick both nostrils at the same time.

Real men can keep both hands on the wheel and still pick their nose

Impressive length, sir. May I ask how the wife handles it?

Despite being a professional sword swallower I'd expect her not to have the stomach for it. After all, I've never met a woman who wasn't grossed out by someone picking their nose.

[E31Shrew]

Just pop it on the bottom of the wing mirror.

[littleredrooster]

I jumped in the car yesterday and twirled the wheel to reverse off the drive and found a hardened one on the steering wheel. How long it had been there or whose it was I have no idea.

[yoda mode]Tasty, it was.[/yoda mode]

[Slarti]

Has anyone noticed that their bogeys change colour, viscosity, rubberyness depending on where they are? At home (lancs), my bogeys are very pure, good bodied and generally runny. In London they're like sticky balls of Pva blended with treacle.