Time for a pigeon cull?

[fatboy b]

The feathered variety, not the PH member

Talk about run the gauntlet. I had about 40 of them in a 3-mile stretch this morning. The little fkers don't move until the last possible second, if at all. Last time I had a coming together with one, it cost me a new headlight at £430! Bastids!

[ohtari]

I try my best

[Changedmyname]

Bloody seagulls you mean surely.

[4key]

I am considering cutting a tree down that I know things are nesting in, my car is on their flightpath and cant stay clean for one night. My morning routine is now to walk outside first thing with a cup of coffee a bottle of water and a sponge

[RikZR]

Managed to actually hit one the other evening, just got the top corner of my windscreen but luckily no damage apart from a nice greasy impact mark and lots of feathers down the back of my car! Proof the ZR rear wing actually makes some downforce as it were! :P

Bloody things though, chancers! The lot of them!

[Speedracer329]

4key said:

I am considering cutting a tree down that I know things are nesting in, my car is on their flightpath and cant stay clean for one night. My morning routine is now to walk outside first thing with a cup of coffee a bottle of water and a sponge

I live right by the sea & cannot avoid seagulls, & their poop is huge!

I carry a packet of Huggies (the baby wipe things) in the car for just that scenario & they work a treat, are cheap & most importantly don't do anything nasty to the paintwork.

[Scuderia2112]

After leaving my car for 30 seconds and turning back to see this, I am all for a cull.

[Ozzie Osmond]

As I was walking quietly by
I cast my eye up to the sky, and said
I'm glad that cows can't fly.